Why You Shouldn't Take Advice From Yahoo! Answers

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  1. UPrinting 16. Jul, 2009 at 12:43 pm #

    Ouch, how brutal. Sometimes you won’t believe the answers you get. Some people really take advantage of other people’s questions and concerns, and post answers like these. I hope the person who asked the question got some answers that are better than this. Thanks!

  2. r 16. Jul, 2009 at 2:18 pm #

    OK, first, I hate to go on the whole rant about grammar and spelling, but I actually find that being able to discern the difference between their/there/they’re is a pretty good judgment of how smart someone is because it IS basic english after all. So, obviously, he’s probably going to have to fake the ‘smart’ part.

    And second, how does killing her parents automatically give her new parents? I’m afraid maybe I’M not that smart because I don’t understand. haha

  3. Ah 16. Jul, 2009 at 7:05 pm #

    Good ol’ Y! Answers – Home of trolls and juvenile illiterates. It is kind of sad when kids don’t understand basic grammar and English.

    This is funny though; but at the same time, it’s sad on so many levels, a piece inside of me is crying.

  4. Probably Sucks 16. Jul, 2009 at 7:11 pm #

    R,

    I think the answerer is implying she’ll get foster parents who will be nicer, lol. The best answer would probably have been: “Kill yourself, so you don’t ever reproduce.”

    Ah,

    Way to turn this into a grammatical, English and Emo conversation.

  5. wow... 17. Jul, 2009 at 8:19 am #

    The comments are better then the picture…

  6. Caleb 18. Jul, 2009 at 10:14 pm #

    Poor Logan. Doesn’t know what he’s getting himself into. D:

  7. Caleb 18. Jul, 2009 at 10:15 pm #

    And I don’t think he’s implying that there will be foster parents or magical replacement parents, he’s just messing with Logan.

  8. Colt 08. Aug, 2009 at 2:00 am #

    Am I the only person who laughs at trolls?

  9. BridgetteBane 15. Aug, 2009 at 1:59 pm #

    Dear 1′,

    Killing her parents is just the beginning of the sequence. First of all, the girl in question would likely be the sole heir to the inheritance, thus granting her a lifetime of stability. Secondly, the way her boyfriend took them out would also demonstrate his absolute love for her, proving his worth and ability to provide. And, should he get away with the crime, then not only would her unfortunately deceased parents be impressed with his abilities to plan and execute detailed tasks, but so would the police. All these results would indeed show the world that he is “smart and good for her”, in addition to those who raised her.

    The gentleman answering this question states that “her new parents would be better”- Considering the likelihood that she is under the legal age of adulthood and would be placed into a foster or adoption home, this is indeed likely. The new parents would be grateful to have found a daughter, particularly one who has a boyfriend that has demonstrated clearly his ability to organize and complete his goals, and would approve of their relationship.

    Take the long view and it all makes sense!

  10. Billy 16. Aug, 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    Or he could just be giving him a dumb answer because he can tell guy who asked the question isn’t too bright…

  11. Rubenholtz 17. Aug, 2009 at 1:22 am #

    Bumsen Sie alle von Ihnen und sterben. Neues Leben bedeutet neue Geburt, aufrichtig, faggot Soße

  12. Rubenholtz 17. Aug, 2009 at 1:24 am #

    Oh und töten Sie alle Juden auch .. besonders Jude-Eltern
    In other words.. if the parents are jewish.. yes

  13. brains 19. Aug, 2009 at 5:34 am #

    Gah, I can’t believe someone would take advantage of someone else like that — especially over the internet of all places.

  14. mark 20. Aug, 2009 at 12:41 pm #

    Learn to spell.

  15. Smoky 08. Sep, 2009 at 3:57 pm #

    lllmmmmffffaaaaoooo hahahaaaa fucked!!!

  16. Gelli 25. Oct, 2009 at 1:48 am #

    LMFAO.

    Thats priceless

  17. Rocky 30. Oct, 2009 at 6:39 am #

    What did they expect? Did Yahoo think that professionals would step forward and answer these questions with legitimate answers? Especially questions like these.

  18. OBVious answer 06. Nov, 2009 at 11:42 am #

    Well if you want them to think your smart, spell “Their” right….. thats a start

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