Shampoo, Toothpaste, Lubricant, Spray Paint, Bleach and Engine Oil – it’s all good stuff we couldn’t live without. What if I told you all of those wonderful things were only made possible due to animal testing? I do mean covering, probing and abusing animals in the name of great products.
People seem to hold the view that animal testing is torture and wrong, I say it’s a way of life. If we didn’t test products on animals, would we be the highly advanced and well-adjusted race like we are today? Of course not, don’t be silly. If we didn’t test things on animals, who would we test them on; Old people, blind orphans, religious child molesters? We already hunt animals for food, so it makes perfect sense to do everything else to them.
If it weren't for animal testing, Oprah wouldn't have been born.
Most animals can repopulate so much easier than humans – due to there not being a drink buying or dating phase, animals can have intercourse and repopulate it’s particular animal species in less than a few minutes after meeting (in most cases). So what’s one less baby elephant or endangered Koala donated to a good laboratory cause?
I know if I were an animal, I’d be honoured to be selected for animal testing; to be a part of history, to be part of a potentially new ground breaking product like longer lasting antiperspirant or a warming lubricant to make sexual encounters in the cold (especially the Antarctic) a little less numbing and sticky.
Sure animals die during the testing phase all of the time, and I am almost certain a few baby Koala’s or rabbits are dying due to an allergic skin reaction from some cologne as we speak. Wow, what a bunch of heroes. I feel much safer knowing that some baby rabbit got skin cancer from a new cologne instead of myself. Don’t you?
Another thing: How can you trust products that claim not to test their products on animals? How do we know that those non-animal-tested products won’t make us grow another eye or mutate in a sewer dwelling creating that eats homeless people, and listens to Miley Cyrus’s music?
I believe laboratory tested products are safer because they’ve been tested properly or as close to properly as possible. It seems animals have a thousand uses besides mauling your neighbours baby or running through a maze to find cheese.
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Yeah you probably suck!! Your little article above is the most ignorant thing I’ve ever read!! Get the facts then write something meaningful!!
What’s wrong with you? They should be honored? The fuck? They hate going through that! They don’t deserve that torture, they didn’t do anything wrong! They should test on the pricks in prison who are on the death sentence. After all, us humans ruined the earth in the first place. Animals should test shit on us. Now you wouldn’t mind! Because you would be so honored to be picked for human testing. You love being tortured!
First, you have no idea what your talking about. Almost everything you wrote made no sense. Your article made me sick to my stomach. I can’t believe anyone would write something like that. You should feel horrible about yourself because you’re a horrible person.
They should it test it on Hobos?
Er hate to brake it to ya. but..
Animal testing is horrible.
Please, Do research before you post something,wrong, Please write this on a piece of paper, and shove it up your ass =/
Thank you. your article is totally true. I’d be so fuckin happy to see animals becomin monsters because of testing and eating humans testers.
Sop, you obviously would love to be tortured. You can kiss my ass mother fucker. Animal testing is WRONG!!!!!!. So suck it dick. Go fuck yourself.
you are a idiot i love animals and i didnt evn read your hole artical beacause u descuse me you should bern in hell for what you said
Why dont we do experiements on people who choose to say these things about animal testing being fine and see how they like it. I Guarantee that you “sop” would not like being tested on.
Lmao, this is great. “I am almost certain a few baby Koala’s or rabbits are dying due to an allergic skin reaction from some cologne as we speak. Wow, what a bunch of heroes.” My favorite part! Hahahahahahaha kudos my friend.
haha alenas comment says your an idiot, but thats what I picked up from her newly learned english
Hello I’m recruiting you for the retards club. It is from now till you die. Am I sensing irony?? “I’m sure some endangered species won’t mind ..” HUMANS made animal endangered lists. That’s right we do care for animals.
I completely disagree with animal testing but when you said they should be tortured for toothpaste I TOTALLY agreed with you. Not.
When you have a baby I wonder if you would moan if someone tortured it?
Yes. And before anyone has a go At me, I’m vegetariAn..
However, to be fair, I’m wondering if you wrote this to annoy people. And are laughing at the comments. If you are, what I said is no longer directed at you…. But you are still recruited for the retards club..
i rather have opra winfrey die then have a million animals die! u fucked up monster go drink some shampoo asshole
Hahahahahaha. My God, you are all fucking idiots; each and every single one of you. Have you got nothing better to do than come onto blogs and say shit like this? Half of you can’t even spell basic words I first learned in grade 1.
Get a fucking education you bastards. And also, if you can’t obviously see the satire in this post, then I suggest you go back to your room and smoke some more dope you fucking smelly dirty unwashed hippies.
I drank shampoo once, it tasted like victory. Sweet, sweet victory. Oh, yeah!
Oh, and Emloe; might I suggest a drink I think you will love? Go drink something called, “Cyanide” – It will detox the stupidity out of you, and it is 100% effective.