Twitter Makes Kanye West Cry

There are not many things that can make a grown man cry, unless you are Kanye West. Known for his caps lock style ranting and cyber crying, Kanye West is at it again. This time he’s crying over the fake Kanye West Twitter accounts impersonating him with a massive amount of followers, voicing his frustration on his blog.

Apparently he doesn’t need a Twitter because he only supposedly blogs 5% of whatever he’s up too in the first place. Could that have anything to do with the fact that he doesn’t do anything in the first place, and everything he blogs about is the only work he does, or that he doesn’t want to seem any gayer than he actually is?

He then carries on to say that he is too busy being creative to have a Twitter. Who knew that copying and pasting drum samples into an audio editing application and stealing other peoples songs and covering them could be so hard?

That Kanye is such a hard worker, we should all lead by his example! Except of course his obvious gay infatuation with designer labels and products that mostly only girls and closet gays wear, connection?

Referring to the Twitter staff at twitter as the “heads of Twitter” a few times in his blog post, he has no clue what is on about. He then proceeds to question why Twitter allow fake celebrity profiles to be created like he’s the only one who is being impersonated on Twitter, please..

He then politely asks Twitter to “TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW” and his reason for it is “BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

Kanye you’re a piece of worthless crap. There are far more talented artists out there in the same genre (probably not as known) that work harder than you do. It must be hard waking up in the morning deciding whether to wear the brown Louie Vuitton bag or wear the white Louie Vuitton bag. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Here is the post in it’s entirety, in case you’re too scared you’ll catch Kanye West’s Aids from visiting his blog.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

If you think that rant was hilarious, wait, there’s more. The comments reveal a pattern of stupidity (mostly) probably caused by the brain damaging effect of Kanye’s ghetto music.

IcedDra9onRob0t | May 12, 2009
I DON’T TWITTER BUT, AMBER ROSE’S TWITTER IS REAL RIGHT? DIDDY MADE TWITTER POPULAR. SOME TWITTER PAGES ARE COOL.

NASTYFRESHKING | May 12, 2009
TWITTERIN TWATS…
FUCK EM ALL!

r_baldy | May 12, 2009
TAKE HIS FUCKING TWITTER DOWN NOW! HE DOESNT TWITTER…oops caps

Louie_Pradagucci | May 12, 2009
ANOTHER KLASSICK RANT BY KANYE WEST!!! I LOVE IT!!!! HE MAKES ME WANNA USE CAPS EVEN MORE!!!! LOL!!!! KEEP CAPPIN’ ON MR.WEST!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favourite one of all in the comments. He forgot his password and they sent him a link, and he still was too stupid to get into his Twitter. I think Kanye’s music is really benefiting mankind.

skyweezy | May 12, 2009
****TWITTER IS WACK ANYWAY, I COULDNT REMEMBER MY PSSWRD SO I GOT THE LINK TO MY EMAIL AND STILL NO SUCCESS, F**K TWITTER!!!***

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