Miley Cyrus is a bratty, spoiled narcissistic teenage girl made popular by the NAZI loving Disney Channel, and much like a bad case of aids, she just won’t go away.
It seems as though Disney are no strangers to creating annoying teen idols that are sure to end up becoming drug addicts and nobodies a few years later anyway. So without further ad-due, lets get into it.
- She’s got an annoying voice. What is it with the Disney Channel and breeding stupid teeny bopper children with annoying voices? Have you ever heard the whiny noise a cat makes after you’ve accidentally stepped on it, or run it over in your Hummer? That’s exactly how Miley Cyrus sounds – only she manages to make that sound for a good 30 minutes straight in any one of her episodes of Hannah Montana. And you people thought Fran Drescher had an annoying voice in The Nanny?
- Her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. Do I really need to explain this one? Her dad is a red neck inbred hillbilly who can be often heard wishing he had his 90s mullet again. Well I have a wish too Billy, I wish you would just fucking die in a plane crash with the rest of your annoying inbred family so the Cyrus bloodline is completely erased from existence. Well the ones that are annoying.
- Her fans are idiots who fail at English. Miley Cyrus’s popularity is responsible for a huge increase in the number of idiots who fail at basic English. This is because Miley Cyrus makes it seem as though talking ‘liek dis sooo coool coz i cnt b btherd 2 lrn propa englsh’ is acceptable. Miley Cyrus is the Lil’ Wayne of the Pop genre, and it’s disturbing.
- She has multiple personalities and suffers from severe delusions. Much like a mentally disturbed serial killer in a mental hospital who one day thinks he is Jesus and other days thinks he is himself, Miley Cyrus displays the same traits. In her TV show and real life I’m sure she puts on a wig and becomes Hannah Montana and thinks that nobody can notice it’s her. Apparently her friends don’t even realise it’s her, now that’s pretty delusional to think putting on a wig and some make-up makes you a completely different and unrecognisable person.
- Her face is on everything. I’m not kidding. You can’t walk into a store without seeing her slutty mug plastered on some cheap merchandise with a not so cheap price tag attached to it. Walk into a toy store and there’s so much merchandise she pretty much has her own aisle. Walk into a pharmacy and I’m sure she has her own merchandise there too. The Miley Cyrus Contraceptive, Miley Cyrus Lubricant, Miley Cyrus Anal Repositories and cream, Miley Cyrus Condom’s and more.
- She likes Nickelback. Anyone who likes Nickelback deserves to be beaten with a 2×4 covered in Swine Flu, put into a sack full of feral cats and then thrown into the ocean. Miley Cyrus should be no exception, and with a little luck she might be allergic to cats and die from an allergic reaction.
- She’s a slut. It’s very strange for a teen child celebrity to turn into a slut so early on in their career. It took a few years for Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to turn into drugged up sluts, Miley Cyrus seems to have beaten them to the punch. With a boyfriend that is old enough to be her big brother, she’s sending the wrong message to kids. Now the song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ by the Baha Men suddenly seems relevant.
- She can’t act. Not that I am saying that anyone else on the Disney Channel can act any better, Miley Cyrus has no talent whatsoever.I guess it’s good in a way because it sends a positive message to her viewers “even if you can’t sing, have an annoying voice and accent, and look slutty – you too can be a Disney Channel celebrity when you grow up at the age of 14.” It’s like throwing Christopher Reeves into a swimming pool and watching him try and swim. It’s tragic, but you just can’t look away until it’s over.
- She thinks people actually like her. Miley Cyrus thinks she’s so popular and famous that Radiohead would want to meet her, wrong. Once again this backs up the delusion disorder argument, there’s something wrong with that girls head. I guess it’s not all her fault, when you have a father who thinks he is liked or was liked, there’s not much to work with. It’s a common fact when her fans all hit the age of 16 and start doing drugs and going to parties, they’ll get over Miley. And then she’ll end up in an alleyway trying to sell signed autographs of herself whilst freebasing heroin.
- She is responsible for the white trash revolution. By this I mean she gives a false sense of hope to hillbilly teenage girls in trailer parks causing them to undertake acting careers and making Hollywood seem like even more of a joke. “If that Miley girl can be a famous person and makes lots of money to buy diapers, maybe I should too y’all!” Thanks to Miley, expect to see a whole lot more Miley clones coming to a Disney Channel near you sometime soon.
Popularity: 18% [?]
You’re so mean.
I agree that Miley Cyrus can’t sing or act. Then again, so do all the Disney kids these days. Disney should just stay making cartoons and working with Pixar. That’s what they do best anyway.
I think Amanda Bynes started out on Nickelodeon, right? (Whatever. That kid is annoying too.)
Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. Miley Cyrus deserves to be beaten with a pitchfork and then thrown into a Jonas Brothers inspired pit of gays, who will gay her to death.
“And then she’ll end up in an alleyway trying to sell signed autographs of herself whilst freebasing heroin.”
Selling “signed autographs”? Did you mean “autographing pictures” or “signing photographs”?
yet she made more of her life than you did with yours
get of case, douch bag
“Get of case”?
What exactly do you mean by that, Kamil? And saying that she made something of her life is like saying that a hick who buys many lottery tickets and wins 4000 dollars ‘did something’. Talent is irrelevant.
Jacob,
No. I was making fun of her hillbilly-ness. She would actually try and sell signed autographs, even though that’s a pretty redundant thing
Kamil,
She free-loaded off of her dads early 90’s fame, I’d hardly call that making something of yourself. And Kamil, I know it’s not your birthday, but I got you something. Here you go: http://www.dictionary.com and http://www.thesaurus.com.
No need to thank me.
My god, thank you! Someone finally realizes this.
LOL, yes! That is all true, and your blog post was quite funny and fun to read. I agree with all of your points, and being a Miley hater myself, I have even made a spoof of the show Hannah Montana.
You can check it out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AixQUPx6J4M
(warning, this isn’t a censor down version for the disney channel, there is swearing and some stuff meant for 16+)
defamation of character lawsuits can be filed on this
Derek,
It’s not defamation of character if the post is a persons opinion on something. Freedom of speech Derek, look it up sometime.
Derek,
Read what “Douche Derek”, said. This post is merely opinion, and therefore it is freedom of speech. There are far worse things out there about Miley than this. This is mild. So go get fucked cunt.
OMG!..
i tOtally agree!..
Soo true!..
MILEY CYRUS SUCKS!
pucHa!
thats so fucking funny x’D buha but its true
Fishface (i gave her that nick name cuz of her face) sucks bad 
lmfao!! this is the best site ever all of this is true!! its about fucking time some one points this shit out that girl needs to get her head checked!!!! and she needs to figure out who she is…hannah miley or HOPE!! hope was her birth name not miley little fake bitch!!!! ugh sometimes i wanna kick her ass….she couldnt last a DAY where i live and what i do and see. so she can go suck her momma cunt for all i care i hate that little punk ass bitch!
hey you are the coolest guy and you are like totally kicking butt! she does suck and she is an ugly mint who eats swiss cheese. YUM! i mean eeeeeeew. swiss. cheese. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee all the way home.
Hii HOW DARE YAA!!!!!!!! MILEY CYRUS RULES!!!!! SHE IS LIKE FRESH WATER FROM A COOL SPRING. like a suger coated sugar coated lollypop. SHE IS LIIKE TOTTALLY MY HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I LOOVEEEEEEEE MILEYY CYRUS .swiss cheese.
You are right but I think its just a litttle bit harsh……..
Although I do believe you hit the nail on the head with this one!!!
Why is she rewarded for being a slut who can’t sing???? We may
never know. Just like the tootsie pop………………
i think everyone has talent but she IS a slut, she pole danced too, its really sad what shes giving out to kids, i think she would be kinda ok if u met her, but i think her dad is the problem, he’s the one letting her do all this, hes an ass-crack shack. he SUCKS i dont hate on country, and i like Nickleback
OMG, HILARIOUS! And every single word of this is TRUE! I hate that little biotch.
This blog really made my life. Miley Cyrus is a dumbfuck, and I couldn’t have put how I feel about her in words as well as you did.
Thank you.
Miley Cyrus…teen sensation.
She’s made mistakes, I think it’s time everyone got over it and moved on. Even the best of us make mistakes. She’s only 16 years old, look at all the attention focused on her and all this when she’s so young, it’s so much for her. Can you even imagine the pressure on her – Everyone was just waiting for the teen queen to fall weren’t they? Pressure building up, waiting for her downfall. 16 year olds are going to act irrationally, she’s a teenager, cmon think about it. She took some pictures that reveal some of her skin, just like hundreds of other teenage girls out there, but the difference between them and her is that she is in the spotlight and everything she does is picked at and creates a media frenzy. Miley showed skin, the same amount you would see when girls wear a bikini, but it’s considered fine if it’s a bikini. I know that the pictures were quite revealing and I know she’s aware of her role model status so she should do all she can to try and be a positive and good role model, but she does, she always makes time for her fans and you can genuinely see how grateful she is towards them. She didn’t release the pictures herself and send them all over the internet, I think the person who should be to blame in all of this is the sick person who hacked into her email/phone in the first place. She shouldn’t of taken those photos, fair enough, but it’s just like the old Hannah Montana song – Nobody’s Perfect. I know she has made a few mistakes but despite that, there’s never been pictures released of her drinking, smoking and taking drugs. She has done so much for her fans, trying to reach out to them and you can see how genuinely sorry she is. She doesnt deserve all the hate that shes getting, if you dont like her voice or her acting, fair enough, but stop with all the abusive comments towards her as a person, it’s so tiring and unfair. You don’t know her, so stop acting as if you do. If you say you just hate her, look at yourself and you’ll see you’re not so perfect.
Think about the positive things she’s done rather than focusing on the negative and let the girl do what she loves doing. She’s not doing any harm to anyone and she’s mega successful so just stop with all the hatred, can’t you see how much you must hurt this girl? She reads the comments on Oceanup and various other websites, and how would you feel if that was you and you read someone saying that you were a ’slutty whore’ and a ‘bitchhhh’. I can even imagine what she must think when she reads those comments. It’s so nasty and pathetic, I think it’s time all those haters took a step back and looked at what they’re doing.
Hating her isnt going to slow her down.
Let her live her life how she wants to, it’s her life, not yours.
fuck that fucking bitch! give me a double barreled shotgun and i’ll tear the living shit out of her!
mickey mouse is the boss of disney
ooh who are you working for? dreamworks?
Haha you made my day. My friend loves her, and I’ve been waiting for someone to realize that she needs to stop acting and singing and start working at a strip club, like the slut she is. And, for those of you that are defending her and say that the writer of this wonderful page does not know her, NEITHER DO YOU!!! Yes, she apologizes for what she did, but how do you know she means it? She is doing it for publicity, and so she won’t be shoved out of the spotlight. So shut up, because this is merely an opinion, and a very good one at that.
*Note
Let me correct myself, she wouldn’t be a stripper, she would be a stripper AND a prostitute.
Typical Disney, but don’t worry, Cyrus should only have fans under the age of 14. Sorry but if you’re over the mentioned age and still watch her shows or listen to her music, you have a serious problem. I don’t have much against Hannah Montana, but the fact there are so many youngsters out there who swim in her merchandise as if it were covered in cocaine and their stupid, negligent parents who buy them stupid Hannah Montana tampons so they can just shut up, really makes you think about the fact that even though she might be trying to help out her fans and reach out to them, she is just contributing to the generation of individuals who lose sight of their individualism and begin to conform to this era.
Fucken A+ List
fuck her, she sucks and is lame
FUCK YOU. miley cyrus is amazing. if you dont fucking like her then dont say fake shit. screw you bitch. and if you have a fucking problem with that, you can just stick that in your juicebox and SUCK IT.
no, FUCK YOU!!! AND THAT FREAKIN’ BITCH. suck on that, biiiiiiiiiatch
like my classmate asked what would i do if miley was in my bed naked. well i answered that i’d beat the shit out of her
and say her to blow a pig
dude, i hate her so much, that i’d… well anything wouldn’t be good enough to kill her(maybe a nuke), since as it was written ‘…she just won’t go away…’
let’s hope that Disturbed will overwhelm that bitch,
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
power of metal, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hate that bitch so fucking much. When her show comes on TV my little sister watches that shit. The acting is like someone just kicked me in the fucking head and stomped on my testicles. It sucks end of any normal person knows it.
damn right!
awwwwwww ryyyyyyyt use all fancy her really. wat kind of a freak makes a blog about h8ing miley cyrus… arthur does aahhhhhhh
your leet speak is horrible
your leet speak is horrible
and this post isn’t mine, you idiot
oops, i-net lag
dang…
“kamil says:
July 15, 2009 at 5:22 am
yet she made more of her life than you did with yours
get of case, douch bag”
I think this one falls under number 3.
that kamil is a fan of miley cyrus. look ,his english is horrible! get of case, really…
Truer words have never been spoke. Except for the Nickelback part. They pwn all.
Well, she is very much a part of the new, The south will Rise again movement. I reside in the south ad these redneck white trash losers do believe now that they are “international” and truly respected in the world. They feel that if they can afford a Bottom of the line Merc or BMW that makes them evolved, worldly people. When in fact, they are just as racist and ignorant as they have ever been. They parade themselves now in “trendy” attire and they love to ape the look their more liberal cousins. However, underneath it all you will find the same old racist, confederate flag waiving losers of old. This republican, white trash hillbilly revival is very scary to me because these people have been traveling and trying to engage themselves into modern society. The sad part is that because of people like cyrus they are being taken seriously. Rednecks are rising up. And America is going down.
screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus screw miley cyrus
It is wonderful to know that one is not alone – How about the song, “the climb”? Like anyone who world travels to sold out audiences & is a teenage millionaire celebrity could possibly understand how difficult life is? NO WAY. That’s like Tom Brady crooning ” If only I could play in the NFL” What a JOKE!
At least Paris Hilton knows that she is priveledged & doesn’t try to say “i understand” to people she couldn’t possibly understand. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THAT THEY ACCEPT SUCH ROT!!!
nice to know i’m not crazy, other people really hate miley too! she is a total slut and i say every1 who hates her is completely justified. xDD
*bows down*
well said my friend.