Miley Cyrus is a bratty, spoiled narcissistic teenage girl made popular by the NAZI loving Disney Channel, and much like a bad case of aids, she just won’t go away.
It seems as though Disney are no strangers to creating annoying teen idols that are sure to end up becoming drug addicts and nobodies a few years later anyway. So without further ad-due, lets get into it.
- She’s got an annoying voice. What is it with the Disney Channel and breeding stupid teeny bopper children with annoying voices? Have you ever heard the whiny noise a cat makes after you’ve accidentally stepped on it, or run it over in your Hummer? That’s exactly how Miley Cyrus sounds – only she manages to make that sound for a good 30 minutes straight in any one of her episodes of Hannah Montana. And you people thought Fran Drescher had an annoying voice in The Nanny?
- Her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus. Do I really need to explain this one? Her dad is a red neck inbred hillbilly who can be often heard wishing he had his 90s mullet again. Well I have a wish too Billy, I wish you would just fucking die in a plane crash with the rest of your annoying inbred family so the Cyrus bloodline is completely erased from existence. Well the ones that are annoying.
- Her fans are idiots who fail at English. Miley Cyrus’s popularity is responsible for a huge increase in the number of idiots who fail at basic English. This is because Miley Cyrus makes it seem as though talking ‘liek dis sooo coool coz i cnt b btherd 2 lrn propa englsh’ is acceptable. Miley Cyrus is the Lil’ Wayne of the Pop genre, and it’s disturbing.
- She has multiple personalities and suffers from severe delusions. Much like a mentally disturbed serial killer in a mental hospital who one day thinks he is Jesus and other days thinks he is himself, Miley Cyrus displays the same traits. In her TV show and real life I’m sure she puts on a wig and becomes Hannah Montana and thinks that nobody can notice it’s her. Apparently her friends don’t even realise it’s her, now that’s pretty delusional to think putting on a wig and some make-up makes you a completely different and unrecognisable person.
- Her face is on everything. I’m not kidding. You can’t walk into a store without seeing her slutty mug plastered on some cheap merchandise with a not so cheap price tag attached to it. Walk into a toy store and there’s so much merchandise she pretty much has her own aisle. Walk into a pharmacy and I’m sure she has her own merchandise there too. The Miley Cyrus Contraceptive, Miley Cyrus Lubricant, Miley Cyrus Anal Repositories and cream, Miley Cyrus Condom’s and more.
- She likes Nickelback. Anyone who likes Nickelback deserves to be beaten with a 2×4 covered in Swine Flu, put into a sack full of feral cats and then thrown into the ocean. Miley Cyrus should be no exception, and with a little luck she might be allergic to cats and die from an allergic reaction.
- She’s a slut. It’s very strange for a teen child celebrity to turn into a slut so early on in their career. It took a few years for Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears to turn into drugged up sluts, Miley Cyrus seems to have beaten them to the punch. With a boyfriend that is old enough to be her big brother, she’s sending the wrong message to kids. Now the song ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ by the Baha Men suddenly seems relevant.
- She can’t act. Not that I am saying that anyone else on the Disney Channel can act any better, Miley Cyrus has no talent whatsoever.I guess it’s good in a way because it sends a positive message to her viewers “even if you can’t sing, have an annoying voice and accent, and look slutty – you too can be a Disney Channel celebrity when you grow up at the age of 14.” It’s like throwing Christopher Reeves into a swimming pool and watching him try and swim. It’s tragic, but you just can’t look away until it’s over.
- She thinks people actually like her. Miley Cyrus thinks she’s so popular and famous that Radiohead would want to meet her, wrong. Once again this backs up the delusion disorder argument, there’s something wrong with that girls head. I guess it’s not all her fault, when you have a father who thinks he is liked or was liked, there’s not much to work with. It’s a common fact when her fans all hit the age of 16 and start doing drugs and going to parties, they’ll get over Miley. And then she’ll end up in an alleyway trying to sell signed autographs of herself whilst freebasing heroin.
- She is responsible for the white trash revolution. By this I mean she gives a false sense of hope to hillbilly teenage girls in trailer parks causing them to undertake acting careers and making Hollywood seem like even more of a joke. “If that Miley girl can be a famous person and makes lots of money to buy diapers, maybe I should too y’all!” Thanks to Miley, expect to see a whole lot more Miley clones coming to a Disney Channel near you sometime soon.
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i hate you!!!!! not miley cyrus miley i love u!!!!
i hate this person who rite this i hate you sooooooo much!!!! you have no idea how much!!!!!!!!!!!! and you rite HER FANS ARE IDIOTS…….i’m NOT IDIOT!!!!! i think that’s you (that person who rite this)you are IDIOT!!!! i HATE you!
even if this is a joke i still HATE you!!!!!!!!!!! cuz this is NOT funny!!!!!!!!
i’m sorry but i hate u*
I totally agree with you, I don’t know what kind of garbage ass Stars Disney is supporting. This girl has absolutely NO talent at all. I do disagree with you on you statement that she is like the Lil Wayne of the pop genre b/e Lil Wayne is one of the best rappers…and don’t even lie to yourself saying he isn’t because he is.
iHate ThisPerson WhoRite This, You can’t fucking spell for shit!
Nice one man. very right.
I totally agree!! I hate miley cyrus. no talent whatsoever. annoying little slut! cant wait until she ends up like brittany spears so you dont have to hear about her til she does something stupid and i can get a lil giggle out of it.
B. “I wish you would just fucking die in a plane crash with the rest of your annoying inbred family so the Cyrus bloodline is completely erased from existence”
-I think that’s going a bit too far.
F. Now, Nickelback does suck i wouldn’t miss their music if they burned in a plane crash.you have to check out these two songs by them though.Seriously the author of this post should check out the album, The State.
http://www.pheromoesspray.com/nickelback-sux-they-really-do-but-these-are-two-good-songs-from-them
I. is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while.
My biggest problem with her is that she’s untalented at everything she makes tons of money off of. i just wonder what she would say if one were to ask her if she thinks she’s talented. I mean her dad made better music than her, that’s sad.
And who the fuck is iHate ThisPerson WhoRite This?
idk wat ur problem is but u cant just b sayin dis crap bout ppl nd u dont even kno her like dat!!!!!! not sayin dat i luv her cause i really dont like her but not even da person who hates her dis much would say dis shit so u might wanna calm down nd sayin i wish she would die nd crap….dats just too much i mean really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -.-
nd ur rite bout one thing she may not b talented but just dont say dis crap…….smh
Okay, some of you Miley Cyrus fans need not reply.
You are proving the number 3 in this list right.
Come the hell on… really. Please, for the sake of your future careers and for the sake of NOT sounding like a spastic monkey on crack, learn proper English.
“Talkin liiik dis maks u sound lik a tard” Get it? Arguing with a Miley Cyrus fan is like arguing with a mentally challenged five year old. Notice how I am talking? Makes more sense when you LEARN use the basic skills of WRITING from effin 3rd grade.
Honestly, I am 23 years old… fairly young still and even I have to scoff at this waste of examples these kids have as role models.
How about this: If you want to look up to someone, do not look up to someone who is pretty, talks “cool”, or dresses cool. Follow in the footsteps of people who are intelligent. Who use their talent to make great changes to the world. Look up to those who serve your country. Look up to those who dedicate their lives teaching you at school (they may seem annoying now, yes, but kids, once you hit college, you will learn to respect those teachers and professors… some know a thing or two about life and will only share those with the ones who show respect). Get an education. Because if you don’t, trust me, life is hard.
You may think Miley is “awesome”. Hell, thats what I thought of Hanson and NSYNC back in the day. Trust me, these people die out fast. In five years, you won’t even know her name. She will be like a boyfriend you regret dating… You will be like “What was I thinking??!”
Listen to some of your classics like The Eagles, The Beatles, Foghat, Pink Floyd… music that has not faded even after all these decades. Sorry, but the 70s knew their shit. And they didn’t have to “look good” or anything. Janis Joplin was ugly as hell but she made good music and she was hella famous. 70s was when music was music. None of this superficial crap hollywood has become. *shudders* I fear for this generation…
Hey, but my generation killed music with MTV so…
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Oh, also, main point: Learn proper English with replies. It sounds so incompetent otherwise. I am telling you as a fore-warning: You will NOT go far in life if you do not know how to write well. College is 90 % research papers and if you fail at writing, trust me, you won’t go far in life… heh, unless you treasure the thought of flipping burgers…
And they invented spell check, you know.
i could go on and on about Miley Cyrus sucking and if she did die how I think this world would be a better place until they replaced her with two more even more popular teenyboppers.
I believe very young girls are influenced by her and other so called artists like her to act(what’s the word I’m looking for I wanna say promiscuously. she trains them to act more promiscuously. You’re defending the hypnopaedia of your child.
Oops, I just read Alisha’s comment.(replied straight from my email)
I couldn’t have said it better myself Alisha. both of your comments were great.
Miley really got her singing talent from Billy Ray Cyrus, no doubt about it.:*.
Thank you, moe
I am just a little mind-boggled as to why she even has a career to begin with… oh, other than the fact her dad is famous.
It truly says a lot about our culture as Americans that talent is not required anymore to achieve fame. It is truly disappointing how superficial everyone and everything has gotten.. sometime this being the cause of devestating problems.
Got kids scared to eat because apparently looking like one of those starving kids on those commercials is “in”.
Disney is shooting out these child stars that end up trying to then shed the Disney image and take it 15 steps too far and end up staring down into a bottle of jack and shooting up heroin with “accidently” giving the whole world vag shots.
Wow, good influence.
Plus, the fact is, kids are now thinking “I wana b juzzz lik Miley Cyrus n selena gomez!!!” Yeah, why? They are a sad example of what kids whould consider role models.
These girls lack intelligence, respect (for themselves or others) , and talent.
Like I said, I fear the intelligence and motivation rate will plummet. Because Miley Cyrus makes it look cool to be unintelligent and bratty.
I have a 10 year old sister who is a huge fan and it worries me. I have helped big time in helping raise her and I want her to grow up knowing REAL music and looking up to REAL role models who live their careers because they earned it and because they busted their ass for it.
Having a rich and famous daddy that pulls strings and gets you into your career and then turn around and sing songs about working for your dreams… *Tsk tsk* Get a life, Miley. You do not understand real problems. When you lose all your money and are sitting in a one room apt working a crappy job trying to pay the bills then pulling yourself out of the dregs of rock bottom and doing all you could and busting your ass to go to college and try to jumpstart a future, then you can preach to me about *working* for your dreams.
Rant over
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i toatally agree i read n article that stated that a fifteen year old boy was planning to steal a plane and crash it in the center of her concert
I’m not saying that I like Miley but I have to agree with the people who are saying your going a bit far wishing death upon her and her family and just because people type like retards doesn’t necessarily mean they can’t spell it just means they’re too lazy to type out full words which is pretty stupid because it takes about the same time anyway. Also basing her mental state off of a TV show she’s staring in is pretty stupid, firstly you don’t know her and she’s being payed to do it. I mean it’s not like she wrote Hannah Montana she just stars in it. I also like Nickelback and don’t really see what you have against them either but if you really do think people who like them should be beaten then that’s up to you I guess. You say she can’t act? Well obviously some people do think she can act otherwise she wouldn’t be so famous, whether or not the people who think she can act are mentally stable are not is questionable though. The same thing applies for her thinking people like her because some people must like her otherwise she wouldn’t be famous would she? Also what’s so wrong with giving people a little bit of hope? People need hope in their lives otherwise a majority of them will go out and kill themselves. In my opinion Hollywood is already a joke with or without Miley there so yeah if you don’t want to see all the Miley clones then don’t watch the Disney Channel it really is that simple and if anything about the Miley clones comes on TV or the radio then change the channel/station and you can also ignore all of the Miley and Miley clone merchandise. By the way from the way your typing you have to at least be 16+ and if you are then what are you doing in a toy store anyway? If your under 16 or over and have kids then disregard this part but yeah I do agree that Disney is producing garbage compared to the old Disney like Lion King and Little Mermaid. Anyway you really know nothing about Miley all you know is what you see on TV or hear about her the media takes things and blows them out of proportion and makes a massive fuss over every little thing and makes it seem so much worse then it really was.
Anyway that’s my opinion and feel free to criticize my english with my lack of proper grammar and sentence structure etc. but yeah I really don’t like Miley with the exception of a few songs I find a little bit catchy but other then those I dislike her but probably not as much as the rest of you haters.
SolarGodofChaos is rite…….why would u ppl say dis type of crap bout her…mayb u might just b da one 2 die…u never kno………..
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I agree that wishing death of Miley is an extreme and very immature. No one deserves to die a horrendous death and saying so is very extreme and unnerving.
And about the grammar thing, I am no grammar nazi, but still. Typing words out fully shows you care about what you are saying. It looks more impressive. And if you want to debate on anything (ei- Whether or not Miley is “cool”) then typing well is important. I am not one to fuss over a missed colon mark or anything. But I just cannot take anyone seriously that types “lik dis”.
And paid or not, it is important that celebs like Miley portray an image and she chose an image that while, no, is not filled with drugs (yet), she has literally dumbed herself down.. constantly reiterating disney channel garbage in interviews that sounds like it was read from a hallmark card. This not only dumbs down her image, but her fans as well.
There is nothing wrong with inspiring hope but hope is something that comes from being at the bottom and making it to the top. Miley has never been at the bottom. Her dad and her millions of dollars she has had since birth has always been there. Her songs are merely words on a paper for her to sing. She is rich, famous and pretty. So no, there is nothing wrong with inspiring hope, but I would rather hear it from someone who knows and has been through what they are singing about. Otherwise, it has absolutely no meaning.
And no, I avoid Miley crap like the plaque. But it IS a concern to me because this new generation is important as they will begin to move into the world. It pains me to see that some are being influenced by this senseless, meaningless garbage that plays now. Everything has become meaningless on tv… instead of seeing heartwarming tales of friendship and love, this crap is about cocky, sarcastic teenagers. Adults in these shows (like Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana) are shown as dim-witted second citizens that get disregarded and ruled over by their annoying-sounding, overly-sarcastic teenage kids. Its all crap, really. And all meaning is missing. It is truly sad to me.
And my last point is there is nothing wrong with liking her. But considering her a “role model” or someone to look up to is like putting a gun in the hand of a toddler. Like I said above, look up to someone who EARNED their career and worked for their riches.
I do not look up to nor respect people like Miley Cyrus or Paris Hilton. (I respect the fact they are people, but in no other way as far as their career goes) They did not earn their way in. They had rich and famous parents to be a net and hand up for them.
I respect self-made millionaires. The ones who started out with nothing more than a dime in their pocket and busted their ass to make it. That is who I see as a role-model. Because these people who earned their living know what it takes to make it. They are like me and millions of others who don’t have rich and famous parents to get us there. If I want to “be famous” or be successful, these are the people I look to.
If I was to publish my novel (hopefully soon) and hit bestseller lists like J.K. Rowling (My personal hero, google how she started out and you will see why) then I would gladly tell people the same as I have said here. I know what the bottom looks like. I do not believe the fake and phony pop image these kids have nowadays. I believe you should always be open and honest, even if the truth is ugly sometimes… even if people hate you for it. I would rather be known for brilliance, not looks or how “cool” I dress. Or how cool and new my cell phone is. Or for wearing a new 800 dollar dress. These kids in Hollywood need to learn what life is truly about but sadly, they will never know.
The only way to change this is to change how hollywood operates. Instead of making it barely possible for anyone to make it unless they already have a gazillion dollars or famous families with thousands of connections, they should make it easier for average people to get in. Why do you think independent films are better sometimes than hollywood crap? Because they don’t have overpaid actors sucking up their budget. They hire on people who are starting out and are nobodies… Look at Paranormal Activity! And many others actually. Hollywood is crap compared to some of these independent films. No big explosions and fake CGI crap. No over the top dialouge and cliche and overused plotlines. Independent films are raw and original.
Originality is hollywood does not exist.
I agree with you Alisha and to be honest I wrote my reply at 5am after not sleeping for a while and so after reading through the post I took a few points I thought went a bit far and didn’t look to deeply into what I was writting I just put out the main points because me and my friend were seeing who could stay up the longest and I won but yeah I’m not as worried about Miley fans being as dumb as she acts I’m more worried about the people in the world who have violent friends and family as their role models. I was walking down Bondi beach with a couple of friends the other day and a group of 10 people attacked us for no reason most were 18-24 but there were 2 about 14-15 who were attacking with them but I guess if both these kids and Miley fans grow up and become the next world leaders we’re screwed?
Awesome your a writer? What genre? I write a little bit too but mainly short stories for my friends but they aren’t that great though.
I fully agree that Miley Cyrus has a horrible voice and no acting skills(and is disney channel trash etc.) , but some of the things you wrote were just plain mean…Don’t hate!
If anything it’s not Mileys fault that children do what she does rather it’s the fault of the parents for not being able to instill a sense of individuality in their children and not being able to give them enough confidence to do/be what they want to do/be. I never had a role model nor did I ever look up to anyone in particular and neither did most of my friends which is why it sickens me to see how weak willed children these days are having to copy celebrities and do what they do in order to feel good about themselves and how easily parents turn against someone or something as soon as it’s going to say or prove how bad they are at being a parent. Parents know when they are wrong and as soon as they know people might catch on that they suck at parenthood the go on the attack. in Australia a while back parents were hating on the government for not implementing a rule stating that all pools should have gates around them or something like that because some retards weren’t paying attention to their children near a pool and they drown which is pathetic really I mean look after your child and don’t let them go near a pool by themselves and if you do get a pool install your own damn fence rather then blaming the government for your own stupidity. Another case is a father took his daughter to a river with CROCODILES… As if that wasn’t stupid enough he also let her swim in the water, yes he let his daughter swim in a river with crocodiles then wonders why she was eaten. I admit I feel sorry for the girl for being eaten but I feel no sympathy for the idiot who let his daughter swim there, it’s his own damn fault for being so stupid. Soon after this there were groups popping up about hating crocodiles yet no blame befell the father for negligence? I find that retarded…
I agree so much with you.I mean WTF is miley trying to do?trying to attract drunkards and drug addicts?I see thatsome fans think she’s old enough but to tell the truth,she beat britney by a mile!She is the most annoying cockroach in the music industry!
i totaly agree miley sucks i mean come on its wierd when she acts miley then hannah then miley
“…its wierd when she acts miley then hannah then miley” Umm you do realize it is a TV show right?
All I know is that Miley is an untalented musician and a horrible singer who makes a lot of money off of her music. I think it’s funny that she guest mentored on American Idol giving performance tips to the contestants of the most recent season.
hahaha omg that is so funny i hate miley cyrus haha wow who ever made this is sooooooo hillarious lol miley cyrus condoms i wouldnt be surprised haha
“i hate who rite this” SHUT THE F*** UP!!! MILEYS THE WORST SINGER EVER!!!! SHE A SLUT N SHE CANT SING TO SAVE HER LIFE!!! IF U READ THE POST AGAIN, U NOTICE SOMETHING LIKE THIS “HER FANS ARE IDIOTS WHO FAIL AT ENGLISH” THAT REFERS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes just a stupid mascot, ppl like pop nowadays so shes doin that, when they like rock shes gonna be doin that!!!!!!