It’s bad enough that in Mexico you can catch Swine Flu and die, but now it would seem as though the survivors in Mexico have gone crazy turning into thieves robbing you with 40 centimetre long machetes, taking all of your belongings and then forcing you to hear them sing, whilst being dressed as a cowboy.
Vicente Fernandez a Mexican thief who dressed up as a singing cowboy has been caught by Mexican police after allegedly scaring passers by to hand over their belongings and then forcing them to listen to him sing.
They have Swine Flu in Mexico, so no doubt when this guy was robbing his victims and singing to them, he was spreading Swine Flu at the same time as well, that dirty bastard.
Now all we need is for Chad Kroeger from Nickelback to team up with Vicente and bring out an album, then Mexico is really fucked.
Source: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/10/2565919.htm
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