The Lonely Island Incredibad Album Review

The Lonely Island dudes are responsible for the hit “Jizz In My Pants”, which is how they’re best known and their full-length album Incredibad contains this track on it as well as others which won’t live up to your expectations. You thought “Jizz In My Pants” was funny, don’t expect any of the other tracks to make you laugh except maybe “Like A Boss”.

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Upon first listen, whoa… what the fuck is this shit, seriously? this album blows more than Monica Lewinksi underneath a presidential desk, it’s literally a jizz fest. As the album goes on and on you sit there hoping that the album gets funnier, well it doesn’t. The funny just never comes, it never comes.

The title of this album is strangely accurate in describing the album ‘Incredibad’. Because that is what it is, incredibly fucking bad. The only use this album has is a weapon,ability to incite rage and make you hack your family up with a meat cleaver or a prize in a pass the parcel at an 8th birthday party.

The entire album is full of wannabe rap parody tracks which are half-assed and badly done. Even though they hauled in an impressive amount of guests to star on different shit filled tracks which will no doubt destroy their careers, the album manages to make me want to projectile vomit on orphan children. I don’t know how they managed to get Justin Timberlake, T-Pain and even Jack Black to guest star on this album.

From lame songs about liking sports to even lamer songs about being 13 years old and having sex with aliens, you can tell this album was rushed and absolutely fucking unfunny. There is nothing funny about white guys trying to rap. Nor is there anything about white guys trying to make fun of rap. Seriously is that the best they could come up with?

This album is pure epic fail. The lyrics are bad. The vocals (if you can call them vocals..) are so fucking bad that you could use this album to torture terrorists. This is probably the most disappointing thing I have ever downloaded from the Internet since Windows Vista.

I think these guys should stick to what they know, sucking dicks in dark alleyways for small change and spreading their AIDS and anal diseases. Music is definitely not their foray.

If you want a copy of this and don’t want to waste your download bandwidth, give it one month and you could probably pick this album up in your local record stores bargain bin for $0.50c.

I give this album a -5 out of 10. And yes, that is a minus, this album isn’t good enough for a zero rating.

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16 Responses to “The Lonely Island Incredibad Album Review”

  1. Zrules 28. May, 2009 at 12:34 pm #

    I totally agree with you! Only crackheads listen to this piece of shit!

  2. Probably Sucks 29. May, 2009 at 10:21 am #

    Zrules,

    Crackheads and drug addicts you mean? Forgot to mention that geeks find this stuff funny because they have no sense of humour or direction in life.

  3. miss BITCH 02. Jun, 2009 at 7:21 am #

    umm geeks are gay and if your on here then our a geek for benig on here so muck so fuck you and have a nice day

  4. Probably Sucks 02. Jun, 2009 at 9:10 am #

    miss BITCH,

    Your name is surprisingly accurate, were your parents drunk or high when they named you at birth?

    Obviously you think geeks are gay because you are obviously not a geek. Want to know how I know that? You fail at basic English spelling and grammar.

    You’re such a rebel, not using proper grammar or spelling. You’re going to go so far in life. You might even get a promotion at McDonald’s soon enough if you clean enough toilets, good luck!

    Have a nice day.

  5. fmws 23. Jul, 2009 at 3:21 pm #

    I totally agree with you, after hearing their “I’m on a boat” song, I couldn’t help but think “What the hell is this?”. This is the worst shit I have ever heard in my life.

  6. deargod.....why?!?! 27. Jul, 2009 at 6:25 pm #

    it sucks more than words can describe…. even jizz in my pants which my friends described as hilarious SUCKED i’m on a boat i got maybe 30 seconds in to before i gave up, this album is worse than that vampire south park episode….i totally agree with the torturing terrorists thing btw

  7. exosist 11. Sep, 2009 at 7:01 pm #

    Now now, just take it fucking easy, goddamn, why do people have such a hard time UNDERSTANDING that people like different things, op, no need to flame the band, make a better album yourself. stupid fucking american bastards. go and die in a nuke.

  8. s-y 17. Sep, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    wow i just heard about these mother fuckers and im pissed. its exactly these type of mother fuckers that are fucking RUINING rap, im just waiting for a diss song to set these white fuckers straight

  9. asdf 25. Sep, 2009 at 4:57 am #

    So what if white people rap, you fucking retarded bitch. Go fuck your self and learn some fucking grammar you retarded fucking moron.

  10. James 01. Jan, 2010 at 9:59 pm #

    This is the single worst album ever made. Space Olympics was ok, but every other song was terrible.

  11. krazyb1tch 04. Mar, 2010 at 3:08 am #

    i think that whoever wrote this column is a very narrow minded person. i think the album was very entertaining.and the music videos are very funny. and there movies as well, are worth the watch. hot rod is one of my favorites.To insult someone like that is low for any kind of person geek or not. the song/video “im on a boat” is perfectly directly to ppl such as you. im osrry but while you sit here and say things the way you do. of course they are good why do they have very recignized celebs on their cd and in their videos(maybe because they do have talent and your wrong) and also i have a question for all of you haters. wheres your fuckign boat?

  12. haha 28. Mar, 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    first of all, it really isnt that hard to ruin rap. after all, you cant spell crap without rap. and some food for thought, while all of you idiots sit here and bicker about what is wrong with this bad, just think that unlike you people living in your mothers basement they are out partying in penthouses. even though most of the songs do suck at least they have the balls to get in front of the world and have fun.

  13. YOUR MOM 06. Apr, 2010 at 2:25 pm #

    Wow. This website is such a joke.
    Ohh, and considering what pops up when you click to see the full size image; you’re obviously immature. What are you? 12? Good luck in life; I bet you’ll go far ;D

  14. Don't Be Scared 06. Apr, 2010 at 2:29 pm #

    I clicked the image and nothing immature popped up. It is a picture of Lonely Island and T-Pain on a boat… What is immature about that? You people sicken me.

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  16. Zenthral_Zen 27. May, 2010 at 2:37 am #

    It’s just an album made for fun you guys. Get the sticks out of your asses and go start a band and let other people bash on it on the internet. That’s a rough 55% of what the internet’s used for nowadays anyway. It’s just made for fun. It’s not like they’re trying to win awards for it at the MTV Music Awards. And correct me if I’m wrong (which I’m not), but I believe their official genre is “Comedy” and not “Rap”. Cause not all of their songs are rap songs… I win. >:-)

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