Apple has done it again, created another shitty & feature restricted product everyone will be foaming at the mouth for, the iPad. Every man nerd and his dog girlfriend will be lining up to get one of these things, even if they don’t need one or know what the fuck it does.
The iPad is really just an oversized version of an iPhone or iPod Touch. It can run the same apps, has a touch screen and doesn’t let you multitask on it. Sounds great doesn’t it? You want one already.
I really admire Apple; they could sell most of you a lump of coal and call it iCoal, it wouldn’t do anything, but you’d still want to buy it because Apple would ensure if you didn’t buy one, you’ll be alienating yourself from society. Quite personally I think it’s fucking ugly, I mean do Apple think they’re at a point now where they can create anything and know it’s customers will buy it?
I wonder if it will suffer from overheating issues and perhaps burn some customers, leaving a horrible scar reminding them of the crappy and highly expensive purchase that they didn’t need to make for the rest of their lives. If you’re planning on buying one of these, you’re just another Applesheep following the herd to your nearest Apple store.
The sad thing is millions of people will buy this, then Apple will release a newer version in one years time. Thus causing you to go into a fit of panic as you try and scurry up more cash to buy the new iPad-S
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Well done for telling it like it is. Anyone who is offended can fuck off. So true about the iPad. Good for you anyway.
bitter but truth about ipad (ishit), i would rather buy some cheap netbook or some smart phone instead of this.
This is the first I’ve heard anyone say anything bad. It’s almost like you have to fear being painted as a neanderthal if you don’t bow down to Apple.
So true. Love your style of writing. Everyone has to conhear to “whats cool” and waste money on pointless objects of nothing.
I love you for thinking how I think and then writing it down for the world to see.
fuck yes man. fuck yes
if I ever become big in the software industry, i’ll put an end to this bullshit
What’s up with people nowadays?
Are they so determined to be ripped off left right and centre, and queue up all night for the privelege?
I went out and got me a ‘Mac pro’ from other people’s recommendations for a music computer, and it’s the most crappy and disappointing purchase I ever made. Slow as fuck and devoid of any essential utilities (Defragmenter for one, and yes, it does need defragmenting, despite all crapple’s assurances otherwise).
God (Is there one?) only knows how poopy the (Sh)i(T)pad’s gonna be.
I’ll never buy any more shit from these smug,self satisfied, penny pinching wankers as long as I live.
A well specified PC for half the price would have left this choking in the dust as far as I’m concerned.
I really could go on and on and on about my dissatisfaction with crapple, but I’ll spare you the ordeal.
I will now put on my asbestos suit in preparation for all the flaming I’ll probably get for daring to criticise the scientologists of technology.
Ipad still suck because it has no flash player the most importing thing. If Ipad had flash
player i would buy it but now still sucks
Or, you know, people will go to their nearest Apple store and buy one because, you know, it’s not half bad.
But you’re in your early twenties, so you know little about things. Besides near constant bitching on this hilariously terrible blog.
Couldnt agree more, now the iphone 4 is coming out. another product from apple that claims how new it is yet it is using existing tech from other devices and putting it on the iphone and proclaiming it as amazing new features. about a month after its release the new version will come out with an extra pixel in the corner and again it will be “the amazing, and better, new iphone (if you dont get one your face will fall off).”