Apple has done it again, created another shitty & feature restricted product everyone will be foaming at the mouth for, the iPad. Every man nerd and his dog girlfriend will be lining up to get one of these things, even if they don’t need one or know what the fuck it does.
The iPad is really just an oversized version of an iPhone or iPod Touch. It can run the same apps, has a touch screen and doesn’t let you multitask on it. Sounds great doesn’t it? You want one already.
I really admire Apple; they could sell most of you a lump of coal and call it iCoal, it wouldn’t do anything, but you’d still want to buy it because Apple would ensure if you didn’t buy one, you’ll be alienating yourself from society. Quite personally I think it’s fucking ugly, I mean do Apple think they’re at a point now where they can create anything and know it’s customers will buy it?
I wonder if it will suffer from overheating issues and perhaps burn some customers, leaving a horrible scar reminding them of the crappy and highly expensive purchase that they didn’t need to make for the rest of their lives. If you’re planning on buying one of these, you’re just another Applesheep following the herd to your nearest Apple store.
The sad thing is millions of people will buy this, then Apple will release a newer version in one years time. Thus causing you to go into a fit of panic as you try and scurry up more cash to buy the new iPad-S
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Well done for telling it like it is. Anyone who is offended can fuck off. So true about the iPad. Good for you anyway.
bitter but truth about ipad (ishit), i would rather buy some cheap netbook or some smart phone instead of this.
This is the first I’ve heard anyone say anything bad. It’s almost like you have to fear being painted as a neanderthal if you don’t bow down to Apple.