Everyone is making a big deal about it being John Lennon’s 70th birthday, even Google made a logo that displays a John Lennon inspired Youtube video of ink drawings when you click on it. Oh, and also in-case you didn’t know John Lennon has been dead for 30 years now, it’s time to move on.

I mean come on, he was in The Beatles, it’s not like he did anything great for humanity. He wrote that Imagine song which isn’t even that good, you can’t go anywhere these days without hearing some drunk school drop-outs singing it through a karaoke machine. What did John Lennon actually do?

Last time I checked thousands of troops are still in Iraq, Nickelback are planning on releasing a new album next month, he did nothing and we’re celebrating his birthday like he’s Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris has done more for humanity than John Lennon could ever dream of accomplishing in the miserable mop haircut wearing days he was around.

John Lennon’s death has caused nothing but annoyance and increased the sales of Beatles music. I bet the people who own the rights to all of The Beatles songs are making cha-ching noises as we speak. “All of this publicity for John  Lennon is going to sell a whole heap more remastered Beatles CD’s, I might be able to get myself another Ferrari.”

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