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Steve Jobs Dead Jokes

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Steve Jobs is dead. Get over it you cry babies. Here are some jokes about Steve Jobs’ death.

How many Steve Jobs’ does it take to sync an iPhone?
None. He’s dead.

Did you hear about the iPhone 4S? It was so disappointing Steve Jobs died the day after it was announced.

Steve Jobs was rumoured to be working on a revolutionary new product right before he died, it was going to be called iDead and it’s just been released.

How many Steve Jobs’ does it take to change a light-bulb?
Zero because he’s dead.

What’s the difference between Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

What’s the difference between Steve Jobs and a car battery?
A car battery isn’t a vegan.

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Patrick Swayze Dead Jokes

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How many Patrick Swayze’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross Patrick Swayze with a telephone?
A dead ringer.

What’s the difference between Edward Cullen from Twilight and Patrick Swayze?
Edward Cullen is still alive.

What is the difference between Patrick Swayze’s corpse and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
Neither of them will see Christmas!

What is God getting Michael Jackson this Christmas?
Patrick Swayze.

What’s the difference between Patrick Swayze and Heath Ledger?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

Patrick Swayze?
More like Patrick Cancer!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patrick
Patrick who?
Not Patrick Swayze, he’s dead.

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