In what can only be described as curiosity gone wrong – NASA have revealed that their experiment to detect water on the moon has gone horribly wrong after a huge chunk of the moon itself broke loose from the impact and is heading for the Earth’s atmosphere. It might be here within days if attempts to divert it’s impact fail.
Some Scientist’s believe that the piece will break up on entry from the intense heat, but some other scientist’s seem to paint a different picture about this. The chunk of moon is believed to be 350 miles wide and weigh thousands of tonnes (the exact number is not known). Some scientist’s are claiming it is simply too big for it too break up to a safe size and that it is large enough too take out Hawaii and surrounding areas if it is too land where predicted.
NASA however do advise us that they have a plan. Their secret weapon ‘Chad Kroeger’ – the notorious lead singer of radio filler band Nickelback is believed to be the key of possibly preventing a highly severe catastrophe. NASA believes that the damaging results of listening to Nickelback’s music may destroy the chunk of moon heading for Earth or even change it’s path to divert away from Earth avoiding any sort of collision.
Chad Kroeger said he is honoured to be able to perform all of his bands greatest hits to benefit mankind and to make a big load of cash to purchase more futons and expensive bottles of champagne.
Barack Obama and NASA have advised everyone not too panic as this crisis will be dealt with professionally and with as much force as possible to protect the planet and the American people from a severe catstrophe.
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