Steve Jobs Dead Jokes

Steve Jobs is dead. Get over it you cry babies. Here are some jokes about Steve Jobs’ death.

How many Steve Jobs’ does it take to sync an iPhone?
None. He’s dead.

Did you hear about the iPhone 4S? It was so disappointing Steve Jobs died the day after it was announced.

Steve Jobs was rumoured to be working on a revolutionary new product right before he died, it was going to be called iDead and it’s just been released.

How many Steve Jobs’ does it take to change a light-bulb?
Zero because he’s dead.

What’s the difference between Steve Jobs and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

What’s the difference between Steve Jobs and a car battery?

A car battery isn’t a vegan.

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