In a shocking email sent internally to Apple staff Steve Jobs admits that while on medical leave he underwent surgery so he could achieve his life long dream of becoming transgender.
The content of the email Steve Jobs sent to Apple staff pretty much sums everything up:
Dear my fellow Apple staffers,I have something important to announce and I hope that you will keep this emails content confidential as it is covered by the NDA you signed when you first started here.
Whilst on medical leave there have been many rumours claiming that I had a liver transplant, this is not true. What actually happened over the course of the year was I underwent surgery to achieve my life long dream of becoming transgender. I got the “snip and tuck” as they call it in the transgender world.
The reason I took a year off from Apple was due to the hormone replacement therapy I was on, it was very rigorous and tiring on my body. The hormone pills you have too take put an immense burden on your body’s capabilities to even perform basic tasks like peeing, putting on a turtle neck sweater or admiring your stock portfolio.
I would still like to be called Steve and I will be returning at the end of June. Well, I am back now, but publicly I am back at the end of June. If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to email my secretary and she may or may not pass them onto me to read.
Kind regards,
Steve Jobs
Just why Steve Jobs had this surgery is a mystery, the only reason he stated was that it was a life long dream. This also raises the speculation that Steve Jobs must be in-fact gay for him to undergo such surgery, as it would really serve no other purpose for him.
Keith Blow an expert on homosexuality gave us his expert opinion on the Steve Jobs transgender situation.
“I’ve known for a while now that Steve Jobs was gay. Transgender surgery is very popular amongst the homosexual community and this would coincide perfectly with Steve Jobs’ wardrobe which obviously has more turtle neck sweaters than Perez Hilton’s.”
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LOL. This post wins the internet!
Maybe he just wants to do something with all the money that he earned…