He might be dead, but he’ll always be the guy who has just as many jokes as Chuck Norris. Here are some Michael Jackson jokes with a sickening death twist to coincide with his sudden death at the age of 50.
He touched many of us (literally)
Feel free to share your disgust, hate, laughter and Michael Jackson jokes in the comments. It’s okay, Michael won’t mind what you say – he’s dead.
What’s white, stiff and cold?
Michael Jackson’s corpse.
How many Michael Jackson’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero. Michael Jackson is dead.
How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose?
From a catalogue.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Plastic Bags don’t die.
So.. Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Oh, wait…
What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Why did Michael Jackson stop breathing?
His nose fell off.
Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
Because he’s dead.
What do Michael Jackson and the so-called weapons of mass destruction in Iraq share in common?
They both don’t exist.
Michael Jackson is so dead that he hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin slept over at Never land Ranch.
Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islam on his deathbed?
He heard he would be greeted in heaven by seventy two year old virgins.
What were Michael Jackson’s last words before he died?
I’m coming baby Jesus!
So… It looks like Michael Jackson was finally arrested
Cardiac arrested!
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the other little boy.
What’s the difference between Steve Irwin and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.
After hearing Michael Jackson had died, Madeleine McCann has finally come out of hiding.
Disney expressed their sadness over Michael Jackson’s death, and also celebrated that now only Disney movie’s will be the only things to touch children.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson’s corpse and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What was Michael Jackson’s last hit?
The floor.
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What does the 1969 moon landing and Michael Jackson nose have in common? They were both fake.
The saddest thing about Michael Jackson’s death is we’ve lost the biggest joke of the 20th and 21st century.
fuck you mj is the king
When Fara Fawcett died, God asked her what her 1 wish was…She reply’s”To make sure all the children are safe!” 4 days later michael jackson died.
i suck at trash
he has never molested a kid. Michael Jackson was a kid himself trapped in an adult body. He built Neverland for kids to have fun.he loves kids.He never really had a childhood.You can’t always believe what you hear.the boy he supposedly have done that to admitted that it never happend his dad put him up to doing that for the money
as for the thing you said thats bullshit! go on and continue with your life and stop making fun of a dead man who was well better and well known than you! you are all assholes!
Michael jackson haters are 10% of the world
Michael jackson lovers are 90% of the world
SOOOOOO give up you idiots
MichaelJacksonLover, do you realize how funny your name is? By the way, MJ hasn’t put out a good song since he was around 9 years old.
samuel
i dont have the time to swear at you so just fuck off
Oh god MJLover. Guys, I’ve gotta call troll. Someones playing. Nobody could be that fundametally stupid and not have become a victim of natural selection. It’s a regular dude pretending to be that stupid. If he is for real, I’m seriously questioning humans as the most advaned primate.
“I don’t have to to SWEAR at you so just FUCK OFF.”
^ I’m still laughing, oh my god.
MICHAEL JACKSON SUCKS LITTLY BOY DICKS!!!! HE’S A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE WHO DIED OF MEDICATION!!! HE’S A FUCKIN RETARD!! EMINEM’S RIGHT ABOUT THAT LITTLE “BLACK” PRICK!!! FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM TO HELL!!!
I’m glad he’s dead. Even if he wasn’t a pedophile, only true human shit would dangle their infant child from a balcony. Don’t try to justify it, he could have made a statement to the press without almost killing his own child.
Fuck Michael Jackson and fuck anyone stupid enough to like him.
i haven’t lol’d this hard since chuck norris or steve irwin haha 20 internets to all joker rofl
*all jokes i cant spell for shit today lol XD
Michael Jackson would always be the King of Pop. He is one of the greatest figures in the pop music industry and we will never forget about him
Neither will the kids he molested, lol