To those who don’t know who Sol Trujillo is, a few words can sum him up for you. An egotistical and dirty Swine Flu spreading American-Mexican who was the CEO of Australia’s largest telecommunications company Telstra, before running it into the ground and leaving the country.
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It is believed that the character Mr. Potato Head was based entirely on Sol Trujillo including his prominent moustache in which he breeds Swine Flu.
Much like Mr. Potato Head, Sol Trujillo is as silly as they come. Known for his hot temper and hot fevers caused in small children as a result of infecting them with his Swine Flu, he left Australia on May 19, 2009 with his family after accomplishing his mission of running Telstra into the ground, collecting $31,000,000AUD and infecting public figures including Kevin Rudd with Swine Flu.
Mr. Potato Head and Sol Trujillo resemble each other so well. One of the best closely guarded secrets second to KFC 11 herbs and spices is that Mr. Potato Head is based on Sol Trujillo.
Sol Trujillo has returned to the United States where he hopes to run another telecommunications company into the ground (hopefully). When he isn’t running companies into the ground, he likes to play golf, bath in his millions, get drunk on Tequila or Corona and abuse his wife and children, as well as occasionally sodomising himself with bars of gold.
PS. Now you can call Australia racist, Sol. You dirty fucking Swine Flu carrying diseased Mexican. Adios.
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