ORANGE COUNTY, CA – A small team of Scientology funded scientists claim to have found a cure for death and have revealed that they would be able to bring Michael Jackson back too life, as well as any other living being that is no longer living any more. In return they’re asking that each person that is resurrected using their cure be only allowed to choose Scientology as their religion.
The great battle of Xenu 2002
John Travolta has revealed that Scientology scientists have claimed that they would be able to bring his son Jett Travolta back from the dead, only if he makes a substantially large and generous donation to the Scientology religion. He is said to be in negotiations with Scientologist leaders but is not allowed to reveal the amount donated due to a strict NDA (Non-disclosure Agreement).
How the cure works is unknown, but it is believed that it may have been given to Scientologist scientists by aliens from another planet on a peace mission to Earth six months ago.
“Scientologist’s helped their race by destroying the evil Xenu spirits and so they gave us the cure to death. I’m not at liberty to say what they gave us or how it even works, I’m not supposed to reveal details of which may uncover it’s secret”, revealed a secret insider.
Scientologist representatives have stated the cure is real and that they would have no reason to ever lie or deceive anyone with misinformation or lies. Although some people have already pointed out the irony in that statement.
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good sci-fi story….
good sci-fi story….
What lord Xenu Giveth, Lord Xenu can taketh away.
What lord Xenu Giveth, Lord Xenu can taketh away.
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