An Australian led team of environmental scientists who have been conducting a 3 year long study in a Melbourne lab believe that they have discovered what causes global warming, the answer: Nickelback.
The report which isn’t expected to be released until September, 2010 is said to reveal alarming information on just how much damage Nickelback have done to the ozone layer and environment itself as a result of their bad music and haircuts.
The research also reveals that Chad Kroeger’s beard possesses psycho-therapeutic powers of which he uses to convince people that they should buy Nickelback’s music and go to their concerts. Scientist’s assure us that they’re working on the antidote to Chad Kroeger’s beard.
Symptoms of a severe Nickelback outbreak have started to show in Sydney, Australia and scientist’s are currently trying to work out how to stop it before it is too late
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This is the truth! I knew it! And I’m Canadian, we’re to blame for letting this go on as long as it has! Chad Kroeger is the biggest douche in the universe, and I should know, I went to a college with 4 Chads, none of which would help you if THEIR life depended on it.
Donnor,
I feel sorry for you having to bear the curse of Nickelback and Celine Dion on your back. Your life must be a living hell. Chad must be a common name for people with no talent or direction in Canada
Fuck all that country bullll, Young Corn whisk
is where da damn homez be add
PCE!! wrd to thaa mann!
LOL. I hate Creed more than Nickelback though. Their vocalist is more annoying.
(peace~ please don’t kill me, groupies)
Of course! Now we gotta figure out lonely 30 year old house wives tie into this.
you know what. NO YOU DONT KNOW! SO ILL TELLL YOU.
my bannana is no match for you tomato. …….yummy tamotoess…….LLAMAS I GOT A LAMMA/WORM CALLED JIMYY HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA SQUIDS!!!!!
please dont hit me with your rake.
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wow… I don’t normally comment on these things but your website is so fucking stupid, it astounds me.
That is 60 seconds of my life that I will never get back…
anon why are you talking like a twat? do you like taking black cock up your flabby asshole? i hate your existence, your anger over the truth in an enlightening article is typical of an ignorant sheep such as yourself. i bet you like christian rock don’t you, have fun getting fucked in the ass by your flock.
I think Anon is a member of Nickelback, probably why he’s so upset. It’s either Chad Kroeger or one of the other gimps of the band pretending to be anonymous on a blog. What a Nickelback loving baby molesting faggot.
Nickelback is awful, but so is this attempt at humor.
I truly do not agree
lol nikelbak fgtr
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he so fgtr he not evne kno hao meny fgtr it taik 2 gb2 china
fuk raylrode spykes
its k im do it newaiz
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Nickelback rock! If Chad Kroegers beard makes me want to buy their music, allow him to keep it!
i used to listen to them, but Disturbed are way better. fuck nickelback
Theory of a Nickel Fault. Nuff said.
Global Warming and Climate Change is the biggest environmental issue that we face these days. the long term effects of these environmental changes to a nations economy is quite damaging. there would be a shortage in food supply as well as on water supply too.
Nickelback and Chad Kroeger is the biggest environmental issue that we face these days. The long term effects of this shitty music to a nations economy is quite damaging. There would be a shortage in razor supplies as well as on rope supply too.