Our First Hate Email
Yes, you read correctly, our first hate email, isn’t it exciting? You may notice that I blogged about a blog called Chicago Ray that used our blog in an example of mild left wing attacks. If you do not know the post in question, it’s Probably Sucks Offends Chicago Ray.
Well, he’s sent us some rather nice hate mail. Well to be honest, it was lacking in offensive language and didn’t nearly contain enough insults, needless to say we are still happy and here it is.
It’s fucking fagots like you that hide on the internet that people like me kick the living shit out of in real life, so crawl back into your fucking hole you god damn foreigner. It’s shit like you wherever the fuck you are hiding that make the rest of the world get on it’s knees to America and always will and fagots like you that make men like me wanna take you out in a back alley and knock the living snot out of you like the pussy fagor you are.
Again go fuck yourself you fucking troll when your boyfriend pulls his dick out of your mouth
Sincerely;
Raymond N Felitto III
I really love his “I don’t give a fuck about spelling and grammar” approach. He obviously needs an attitude adjustment, I suggest if you’re reading Raymond, read my post How To Be A Douche Bag.
Thanks for the email Raymond.
** Update **
Here is my reply to Raymonds lovely award winning email:
Hey Raymond,
Just thanking you for the hate mail. I wish you and your McCain/Palin supporting success, just kidding.
Feel free to stop on by sometime if you ever feel like being butt-hurt or offended by our posts. You might even find some more posts to report to the FBI and Secret Service. Wouldn’t that be exciting?
Kind regards,
Dwayne from Probably Sucks.
http://probablysucks.com
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I plan to exploit this latter. I’ll be back…
Less last blog post..NaNoWriMo
Oh, really? I am very interested what you’re cooking up Les.
Well, if he wants to act tough, he can come over to my house and I’ll teach him a little bit about my favorite hobby: choking people.
Mikes last blog post..“Daisy of Love” Casting Call
Hahahaha. I’m pretty sure he’d absolutely love that. Well, even if he doesn’t, I know I sure will.
You have a pretty good idea about everything and that’s what is most important… No one should determine who you react. Good job!
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@VeRonda -
Thanks for stopping by VeRonda and leaving a comment.
I’m just about to check out your blog now.
What a Nutter! You know you’ve arrived when the hate mail starts coming in. Congratulations!
Web-Bettys last blog post..10 things: Politics 2000
@Web-Betty -
Haha, yes. You know your blog is achieving it’s mission in pissing people off and making them butt-hurt when they make a whole blog post about your blog and why it offends them.
Cannot wait for for blog posts and hate mails to come on through!
@Dwayne -
It’s funny (and scary) how McCain supporters are all the same. Dwayne, I think we nailed it in our post about them. We did a better job than I thought.
Janets last blog post..Here’s What’s Going To Happen…
@Janet -
I was honestly expecting a lesser result. It’s good to know my 3, sometimes 4 posts a day on this blog about satirical nonsense is finally starting to pay off with quality hate mail and comments.
The future of this blog is going to fucking awesome.
I’m thinking maybe I need to start getting some contributors to the site, so people can contribute their own posts to the site and whatnot.
Pretty sure your satirical material is quality in a bottle Janet.
@Dwayne -
Yeah, but he didn’t link to the post I wrote. Maybe he didn’t see it?
I’m offended that he didn’t report me to the FBI too!
Janets last blog post..Here’s What’s Going To Happen…
@Janet -
I’m offended that you’re offended that he didn’t report you to the FBI as well. Maybe my site will get some top quality traffic when the FBI visits my site perhaps?
We’ve got a new tool in our midst, attack a nut-jobs political party and they’ll attack you back.
@Dwayne -
He doesn’t allow left-wing rants on his blog? So does that mean he blocks out everyone’s opinion which is different than his? Not only is he a closedminded redneck douche bag, but he’s also defeating the purpose of writing a blog.
At least you own up to what you say since you post stuff for the sake of comments, regardless of what they are… The only balls he has are the steel ones hanging from his truck. LOL
Janets last blog post..Here’s What’s Going To Happen…
Well unfortunately I didn’t come up with anything. I visited his site for research and couldn’t stand to be there for more than 10 seconds before I got a headache. The real gem was his “about me”. Let me demonstrate”
“I’m a 43 year old college educated (1) 23 yr suburban Chicagoan who has lived all over the country east of the Mississippi river and every state on the coast at one time or another growing up (2), even the northeastern liberal ones regrettably as a child (3). A guy who has been employed in some capacity or another in Graphic Arts field my entire adult life(4) ….more (5)”
1: Someone who says, ” I am college educated” actually means to say that they didnt make it. People who have a degree say, “I Have a degree in______from ________.
2: EVERY STATE EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? So, he is also a liar. Not only that but he claims this unbelievable notion as a badge of honor. Does he think that makes him smarter, or perhaps more well rounded? I guess then, that military kids who get dragged all over the place as a toddler can later claim that they are a fucking World Traveler? I think not. Has he forgot that aside from the few major cities i.e. NYC, Boston, ect all of those states are fucking worthless? I would never admit that I even drove through Alabama, let along lived there.
3: You are embarrassed or regret living in a “liberal” state as a child….that’s fucking stupid. Your a kid. You dont care. I wonder, was he upset that his G.I. Joe figures were allowed to express thier homosexual desires but he, in his right-wing bubble, was not. Aww…I guess daddy should have used the thicker belt when he spanked you naked in the garage.
4: You work in graphic design. You work in graphic design. You work in fucking graphic design? And your site looks like that?! Are you fucking kidding me!!!! Wow, I have to hand it to Mr. Felitto (Am I the only one that thinks that sounds a lot like Fellatio?) you have a lot of balls my friend. To have a site that looks like that, and then proudly say that you work in graphic design. Wow. I guess you did say “in some copassity or another” I dont know what you are alluding too there, but I hope it means “they never let me design anything for anyone…ever.” You obviosly have no taste. Not even a little bit. Fucking forget it.
5:…more. That doesn’t even make any fucking sense. There isnt any “more”.
I do however have a little more;
a: loose the Orange County Choppers shirt on the profile picture. It makes you look like an ignorant white trash urchin begging for change at Wal-Mart….oh wait. Nevermind. You are.
b: Please take my advise and shave that child molester beard. Seriously. It makes you look like you sniff the swing-set seats at the all-boys school down the street. Or rub your dick on packages of little boys Spiderman underwear in the bathroom at your favorite department store.
c: Go die in a fire.
d: You hear that knock at the door? Thats Chicago P.D. Before you get up I will tell you why they are there. I called and reported you for making threats over an electronic connection (internet). Thats federal buddy. See ya.
That’s all I got.
-Les
Less last blog post..NaNoWriMo
@Les -
Wow, Les. I am very, very impressed at what you just wrote. I would reply to it all, but I’m at work and very busy at the moment, but wow.
He’s a graphic designer? Well holy fuck, I never would have guessed with the excellent layout that he hand crafted to perfection on his blog.
I just had to take another look at his blog. It’s like looking at a car accident, you don’t want to look, but you just can’t help it.
To me he looks like he got his college education out of a skill-testing machine. I bet he had to put a lot of change into it before he won though. They don’t just give away an education like that for free without making you work for it.
Final thoughts on his blog. His blog is so bad, it could be used at Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp to torture prisoners.
i’m sure Raymond hase never been screwed right, ’cause he uses the f***k word like an excited child… i can imagine him totally red, sweat covering his fat face while writing this hate mail ^^
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@Janet - hey now, don’t drag us redneck douchebags into this
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Yeah Janet. Even stupid douchebag rednecks have feelings too!
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