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Les (Who am I?) said:

Clerk: How may I help you today?

John (new Nigerian lotto winner): Yes, I am looking for a new hip shirt. I have to look my best, you know, I won the lottery.

Clerk: Well, right this way sir. Here is our highly coveted “Bird Shit Collection” by Pigeon and Seagull. They are really IN right now. All of their garments are colored to look like bird shit.

John: How chic! I’ll take 20.

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# 24 October 2008 at 5:11 pm

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@Les -

Hahaha. You’re quite the funny guy Les.

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# 24 October 2008 at 6:54 pm

Mike (Who am I?) said:

“Do you like money? I know I do!” Haha, good stuff. I have a feeling I’m going to win soon.

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# 24 October 2008 at 7:58 pm

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@Mike -

I have a feeling you’re going to win soon most definitely. Nigeria is very kind with giving away money. It would seem Nigeria has TOO MUCH money that they just give it away.

Some Nigerians are laughing at the whole global economic crisis and going “Pathetic fools, they’re all going poor and we are bathing in our millions, ahahahahaha”.

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# 24 October 2008 at 9:16 pm

Justin Wright (Who am I?) said:

LOL, that is fricken hilarious.

Being chosen to be in an advertisement…$4/hr

Winning the Nigerian lottery….$50 million

The satisfaction of knowing you can buy all the Hawaiian shirts you want…priceless

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