Nickelback sucks, Just Ask Portugal

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Nickelback sucks, Just Ask Portugal

9 October 2008 1,229 views 12 Comments

Chad Kroger from Nickelback awaits the rock pummelling of a lifetime

After a chance find, I found one of the most hilarious Youtube videos I have ever seen with one of the suckiest bands in the world Nickelback in it. Nickleback were playing in Portugal and some people threw rocks at them, so they have a hissy fit and walk off stage giving the finger amongst other things. I don’t want to spoil it for you, you have to watch it, it’s beautiful.

This video made me laugh so hard, I watched it at least 6 TIMES! Fuck Nickelback.

Nickelback sucks and even Portugal knows that. This would probably be one of the best pieces of cinematography I have ever seen, LOL!

Check it out:
(Warning: You may urinate yourself in laughter repeatedly)

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kouji (Who am I?) said:

ouch. that must have hurt. crowd didn’t have to go that far.

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# 10 October 2008 at 3:49 am

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

Originally Posted By kouji
ouch. that must have hurt. crowd didn’t have to go that far.

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Well it is Portugal. Nickelback are lucky the crowd didn’t go any further. Nothing is off limits in Portugal

Throwing a Molotov Cocktail might have been a funnier thing to do.

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# 10 October 2008 at 10:40 am

Mike (Who am I?) said:

I saw this a long time ago, but thanks for reminding me to watch it again. He wouldn’t know rock and roll if it hit him in the balls. You’re right, Nickelback sucks so hard.

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# 12 October 2008 at 12:15 pm

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@Mike -

I’m glad you agree Mike. I’ll put down my handful of rocks now, you made the right choice.

Another gripe about Nickelback is the fact every song they write sounds the same. They plagiarise themselves. Some nerd guy sampled like a few Nickelback songs a bit ago and found that they all were very similar in sound and structure, as well as lyrics.

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# 12 October 2008 at 2:40 pm

Mike (Who am I?) said:

Damn, I must spend too much time on the Interwebs because I saw (heard) that too.

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# 13 October 2008 at 2:58 am

Janet (Who am I?) said:

All Coldplay songs sound the same, too. Is there a video for them? LOL

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# 22 October 2008 at 6:13 am

T (Who am I?) said:

The issue with Nickelback is not so much that they suck it’s that they sold-out, while still believing they are the last bastion of true rock and roll badass. If they just acknowledged, “Yeah, we’re not that good, but haha we make money, because the mainstream has a shitty taste in music!” that would be fine…

Oh, and they suck.

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# 2 December 2008 at 11:06 am

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@T -

They definitely sold out. I thought to sell out you need to possess some talent, Nickelback proved that one wrong.

Perhaps if Nickelback came out and said “We are a bunch of pussies with vaginas instead of dicks” it would make it much easier on themselves. Until that day - we will just keep speculating, right lads?

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# 2 December 2008 at 11:09 am

Albert (Who am I?) said:

Thank you! I’m glad to see that others feel the same way about mainstream music. You can’t really blame the general public, well you can. They just don’t know any better, better music that is. If people would just look for music to listen to instead of accepting what’s on the radio or (pains me to mention)MTV, music would be able to develop and move forward at a much faster rate.

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# 2 December 2008 at 7:13 pm

Billy (Who am I?) said:

That really sucks for them. If they play, they should be able to expect that the people at their shows, at the very least, want to see them play. They should be willing to put up with general dislike, but at the concerts, those should be their fans. I don’t like Nickelback’s music very much, but I feel bad for any musician who has something like this happen. I’d walk out too.

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# 3 December 2008 at 4:40 pm

nheca (Who am I?) said:

It’s not a rock, it’s a bottle of water. You suck at translation. And “even Portugal” knows how to distinguish a bottle from a rock.

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# 9 December 2008 at 10:52 pm

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@nheca -