Michael Moore Needs To Shut His Fat Mouth

I am sick and tired of hearing Michael Moore capitalising on every single possible thing that he can. For someone who’s packing as much weight as a baby elephant, I wonder why he’s so concerned with everyone else’s problems when he obviously has a weight problem. It’s more than a problem, he is his own fucking obesity epidemic.

I find it ironic how Mr. Moore criticises legitimate business in his movie’s with over exaggerated facts he probably pulled off Wikipedia, when the only research he probably does is sit his fat ass at his computer and eat cheeto’s.

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open up your wallets, Michael is hungry...

Michael Moore has thrown his fair share of accusations at the government for using scare tactics on the population, but are Mr. Moore’s so called “documentaries” doing anything differently? A lot of his documentaries are based on unproven facts, here-say, but that doesn’t stop him profiting off everyone’s fear now, does it?

Although I will admit his documentaries are interesting and the whole bullshit factor really does work. I found Sicko compelling and watching Michael Moore catching his breath after only taking two steps in every scene made it that much more entertaining. Watch one of his documentaries and you can see him struggling to move.

I will admit though, he’d be a good companion to have in the event of a terrorist attack. Everyone could climb underneath his many layers of fat and be shielded from even the biggest and heaviest bits of shrapnel. In the event of a meteor striking Earth, there’d be no need to panic, due to Michael Moore’s obese body bouncing it right back into space.

Every time he opens his mouth, besides scraps of food flying from his mouth and large amounts of bullshit spraying all over the place – all he ever does is criticise everyone else, but himself as pointed out earlier. I’d love to see a documentary on Michael Moore myself, it’d be interesting seeing how one obese man has managed to reverse engineer government manipulation tactics for his own financial gain.

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6 Responses to “Michael Moore Needs To Shut His Fat Mouth”

  1. Mike Mullett 25. Aug, 2009 at 12:23 pm #

    Michael Moore, JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!

  2. brad evans 08. Sep, 2009 at 1:00 am #

    Definitely buying some Krispy Kreme, McDonalds and Pizza Hut stock to get through this current recession-with Jabba Junior around, there’s no way I’d go broke.
    Doesn’t obesity increase health care costs for everyone? Diabetes, heart attacks, kidney problems, bone fractures, stress for low-level health care workers who have to wash your bloated carcass?
    Won’t Michael please remember the little people-or has he already eaten them?

  3. christian froehle 03. Oct, 2009 at 12:15 am #

    you are really depressing. your best argument is that he has a big mouth and “eats people”. michael moore is a great leader. your selfishness is just ignorance because even the big men admit the greed in the system. ignorant fool go educate yourself

  4. Esa Kesti 07. Jan, 2010 at 9:21 pm #

    Why you attack michael moore on a personal level, he is only trying to make a difference in the USA, i think that americans need more people like him asking the hard questions from your government and CEO’s.

    Why wage war in the middle-east and spend billions of dollars on a war that the american people can’t even understand. At the same time while you are in war, youre own people are loosing their home’s and starving….

    YOU NEED TO THINK LITTLE MORE…

  5. MAISIE 19. Feb, 2010 at 11:22 am #

    Whats up! Wonderful concept, but might this genuinely perform?

  6. Chris 09. Jun, 2010 at 6:20 pm #

    I don’t know why I was expecting something besides fat jokes. You can’t form coherent arguments and when you actually do make sense, it’s just to tell someone who is indeed right, to shut up. You’re really sad. You are in your early fucking twenties and instead of going at one of the things he has attacked, like medical care, Bush, 9/11, going at one of those with facts, you use fat jokes. Wow. Just wow.

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