To many a Kings of Leon CD appears relatively harmless, but it has been revealed that Kings of Leon is capable of causing severe injury and in most cases death, according to secret tests revealed today.
The results revealed that listening to Kings of Leon’s music can rupture one or both of your ear drums causing internal bleeding into the brain, and the only symptom you’ll have is a bad headache according to European Commission researchers.
All CD releases by Kings of Leon are capable of causing damage and death, but according to the researchers those who are exposed to any of their later material might be most at risk, due to there being more whining than their previous releases which is said to be the cause of the damage the music causes.
In 2008, 400 people needed hospital treatment after being exposed to Kings of Leon with minor to severe injuries, with 85 of those dying from their injuries shortly after the damage had been caused.
Meglena Kuneva, European Commissioner for Consumer Affairs, said: “This report is a wake-up call. National authorities and industry will redouble efforts to crack down on the distribution and release of Kings of Leon’s music. But consumers also need to work to minimise safety risks: so be vigilant, be active and be aware, that way everyone can have a safe and happy Christmas.”
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Haha, I guess thats pretty funny like the band is so bad it does bad things that bad music could never do. You should do one where Nickelback are so bad they cause global warming, or Panic at the Disco is used to torture people, or milk this stupid fucking idea in some other retarded way.
“Guys I dont like the band and this headline is a pretty hilarious way of letting the internet know about it. I just have to make sure I don’t put any other jokes in the article, that way my excruciatingly bad joke will be all the reader gets out of this sordid experience.”
Oh, and I just checked your “About” section, quoted,
“No two posts are the same here at Probably Sucks. ”
No two posts, just three posts. I think it’s time you stepped away from the keyboard.
Robert,
How very clever of you to correlate three different blog posts about three different things and then make a smart-assed witty comment to finish it off.
I wish I were as smart as you, in-fact, I think the whole Internet does Robert. Bravo, Robert, bravo. Next time you should leave a link to your blog of humorous posts, I would just love to read them, Robert.