New startling evidence has been leaked from the Roman Catholic Church claiming Jesus was a homosexual and that the church has been knowingly covering it up for hundreds, possibly thousands of years.
Believed to have been discovered in hidden manuscripts, one particular passage proves that homosexuality has always been around and a big part of Christianity in the early days. The passage reads “thy thoughts are not impure of the same sex, and thy shall never tell of thy impromptu and thoughts of another man until that of my resurrection.”
Part of the leaked document
The Pope and Roman Catholic Church are both synonymously known to be strongly against homosexuality, as far as opposing same sex marriage and sexual intercourse claiming it is against the founding beliefs of Christianity. Looks like the Pope has finally received a wake up call this time around.
Gay experts from around the world have provided analytic results proving the leaked documents claims. One expert on the subject of Gay, Donald Smith claims he has known all along and is surprised that this news hasn’t come out of the closet sooner. “A man wearing rags that barely cover himself all of the time, hanging out with other guys most of his days, it’s obvious he was gay. I’m surprised this news hasn’t come out of the closet sooner.”, said Donald Smith.
Another expert claims that Jesus was transgender and that might explain the unexplained theory of how everyone was created. “They teach us we were created from Adam and Eve, but doesn’t that mean we are all brothers and sisters and having inbred babies then? Jesus definitely was involved in these sexual activities taking place, it won’t be documented, because sex outside of marriage and between three people is forbidden in Christian culture.”, said Max Smith.
The church has been quick to condemn the leak stating that it is not the work of Jesus Christ and a cruel and sick joke insulting the very foundations and never-regions of Christianity and it’s believers.
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