The paralympics are synonymously known as the Olympics for retards and disabled people, as well as the worlds longest running satire known to man (with exception of George Bushes 2 term presidency of course).
The joke is over now in my opinion, it’s time to end the Paralympic Games once and for all. Sure, in the early days watching the Paralympics was fun and good for a laugh. You’d get a group of your friends together, eat some nachos, drink some beer and kick back and watch the retards try and ride a bicycle. But much like most jokes and satires especially, the funny generally goes away and then it’s just not interesting any more.
It’s always the same events. Mostly the same people always competing, and it’s the same no matter what country is hosting a Paralympic Games event. They definitely need to be ended, because the joke is seriously over and dusted. Now it’s just sad watching a bunch of retards compete in watered down Olympic like sports.
Although in 2012, there is going to be a Paralympic Games – I propose that television networks refuse to acknowledge it by broadcasting it, or even talking about it. This goes for newspapers, magazines and radio stations (basically all media). Put on some Arrested Development repeats or something instead, people will find that much funnier. Except of course the disabled retards competing in the events. But that is a pretty small number and they’re harmless anyway.
If the Paralympic Games want any hope of survival, it’s satire writers, I mean olympic committee better start coming up with some new idea’s before 2012 arrives.
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