Comments on: How To Beat Up Robert Pattinson

By: Anubite

Anubite — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:56:24 +0000

Keep loving Robert Pattinson. He(???! We should call R.P. SHE) is the Countess of fools). R.P. is a sucker, also his fans are sucker too. : ) (it was an answer to ILOVETWILIGHT)

By: Anubite

Anubite — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 12:48:33 +0000

ROBERT PATTISON SUCKS!!!!!!

By: SolarGodofChaos

SolarGodofChaos — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:27:19 +0000

Robert Pattinson sucks fullstop there is nothing good about him, he’s ugly and he can’t act. 99% of the girls who love him now hated him when they first found out he was playing Edward but as soon as the movie came out they decided they love him? I guess that just shows weak willed people are and how they just cave in and go with all the hype. Robert Pattison sucks and the twilight movies suck the books were good but in my opinion the movies ruined the whole saga for me I now hate the twilight saga. Thanks Robert =D

By: ILOVETWILIGHT

ILOVETWILIGHT — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:04:04 +0000

And, I so AGREE with Phoebe!

By: ILOVETWILIGHT

ILOVETWILIGHT — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:02:20 +0000

Oh, and I agree one hundred percent with Megan! YEAH! You show them Megan !

By: ILOVETWILIGHT

ILOVETWILIGHT — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:00:29 +0000

You guys are dummies, R.P is an awesome actor! Not to mention that there are like 200 million people who would disagree with you assholes RP, TL, & KS are da BOMB!

By: Phoebe

Phoebe — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 19:55:24 +0000

This would be funny if you weren’t talking about Robert Pattinson who is a human and were talking about Edward Cullen, the sparkling Meyer-pire. Just because Pattinson plays the retard in the twilight films does not make him Edward cullen or a vampire. Also, all these people who are commenting saying ‘Yeah, I want to kill Robert too!!’ – while it’s not really fine to want to kill people, but acceptable as long as you don’t actually do it- you have no reason to. You have never spoken to him, and if you say he’s annoying, I doubt you really know that. Saying it’s annoying he’s always on the tv is fine, but it’s (probably) not because he asked them to. and he didn’t ask all those teenage girls to crush on him either.

By: Megan

Megan — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:13:36 +0000

This is sad that you would actually bother writing something like this. I know you think it’s a joke but the fact that you have little fantasies in your head about beating him up is not only pathetic but also means that you probably have anger issues. Why do you even want to beat him up? You never meet him you don’t know him and you think he’s a horrible person off the rumors you read on the internet. You can’t hate a person unless you know them.

By: Daoist

Daoist — Wed, 12 May 2010 19:56:04 +0000

hes a cock sucking pansy white ass mother fucker who like to suck on guys necks and refuses to say that he is actually dating a WOMAN!!!! that is not attractive at all and looks like a transvestite… :3

By: k8luvskiss

k8luvskiss — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 10:53:50 +0000

and by the way u might have noticed i ddnt mention ‘edwards’ real name, and that is only because i dont think someone can say, or write that without him busting into flames.