This fox will NOT give you a safe browsing experience.

Next time you’re considering going for a jog at Granite Mountain near Prescott, northern Arizona, think twice. A jogger by the name of Michelle Felicetta was jogging on a trail when she encountered a big bad scary firey fox in a clearing.

Michelle attempted to back away from the animal whilst singing the classic Foxy Lady by Jimi Hendrix, but the fox lunged for her and sunk it’s huge teeth into her feet. After summoning the super powers of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, she grabbed the fox by the neck and then it clamped onto her arm and wouldn’t let go (as foxes do).

The quick witted jogger had a moment of clarity and realised that hey I’ll need to run one mile back to my car, pry open the foxes teeth and put it into the trunk of her car (for testing), and driving to hospital.

When animal control officers tried to get the fox out of her trunk, it bit one of the animal control officers. Now he and her will undergo treatments for the fox bites together.

“This fox made eye contact with me and started walking towards me,” Ms Felicetta later told KPHO local television. “That’s when I knew something was really wrong.”

What has this news story taught us? If you see a fox walking towards you it doesn’t want to give you a safer/faster/better browsing experience, it wants to attack you, give you rabies and kill you. Where it will then proceed to share your corpse with other foxes.

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