Fat people on public transport absolutely suck
If you catch public transport daily, for example to and from work, how many occurances could you remember weekly where some fat and overweight person really got under your skin? For me it would probably be about every single day almost some fat person ruins my morning commute to work or my afternoon commute home from work.
Wtf, aren’t you embarrassed?
This is directed at the fat people who think it’s a good idea to ride the bus or train. Are you not fucking embarrassed of yourself? I don’t understand how some fat, grossly overweight person can ride the bus knowing that they’re squashing people and blocking their way out of the bus or train.
Stop blocking the exit!
This happens on a very frequent basis. I’ll be trying to exit a train or bus and I’ll have to squeeze past a very large overweight creature who is making it near impossible to get off the train! Have some respect for yourself to at least stand somewhere where you WON’T block the exit for us people who care about what we eat and how much we weigh.
Two seats are better than one
Another habit of the fat monstrosity is to sit down knowing they are too big just for one seat, so they take up one and a half seats! it doesn’t help when they choose to sit beside you and squash you up against the window.
Ever tried sending a text message, typing on your laptop or breathing when a fat person is sitting beside you? Yeah, it’s near impossible too.
Anti-Deodorant
Another thing that really sucks and makes me absolutely angry and sick at the same time is when fat people catch public transport and they’re all sweaty and gross. They smell like they’ve been swimming in a sea of human and animal faeces all day, and obviously have never heard of the wonder that is ‘deodorant’. It also doesn’t help when you find yourself being pressed against a train window by one of these people, not a good way to unwind when you’ve just finished work.
Fat people absolutely suck and need to wake up to themselves and think of others before considering riding the bus or train.
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As a daily rider of public transportation, I can certainly understand your qualms with fat people. I’m a little guy, 5′5 130 Ibs. and I can’t even begin to tell you about the terrors I’ve experienced every time an over sized person decides to sit next to me on the train or bus…
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@Matt Savage -
Oh, I could only imagine. I mean, surely these people know when they’re too big for a seat and likely to cause a nuisance for themselves.
I’m just about to check out your blog as well Matt.
I agree. Fat people need to do something about their wheight. Another things that is bad is Akon perfomance, he hit people and throw people. Maybe you should make a list of bad performance and/or celebrity?
I’m a gal and you don’t really know what a fat person can do to you on a rush hour. They are hard to move and I am just not strong enough to move them. It’s just so annoying to think about how to get off the bus 5 minutes before up front.
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This is a funny post but mean. There are so many things that overweight people face that really affects there lives.
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I totally agree with you mate, Big guys face more then us, for us they might be a door block or a human scrap machine, but for them their over weighted body is a life joke they carry it where ever they go.
they do embarrassed because of their big bones, but instead of making them feel worst we should encourage them to get rid of those extra layers of fats and pounds
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@online money buzz -
Mean is my middle name
@Loren @ Sandals -
I feel your pain. Maybe one day they’ll put some rules into place to prevent this happening, doubtful though. I’m just being optimistic.
@Pontus -
Lol. It’s funny the url you used goes to a page of Akon videos, ironic isn’t it?
Ps. Yes, Akon does suck my left testicle.
@Sunil Pathak -
You think their embarrassment would be more than enough motivation to lose some weight. That’s what loss of self respect does to you
I ride the bus to work every morning and see these things in action. At least three times, I have seen a rather large person taking up two seats while a skinnier person stood for the entire 35 minute ride.
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@Justin Wright -
I’m quite a skinny guy myself, this sounds just like me. Sure you weren’t in Australia recently?
how poor are you that you need to take public transpo? buy a car or call a cab dumb ass. why are you worried about fat people? you should be worried about ignorant people. how dumb are you?
Well Lynn, to answer your question I’ll start out with: are you really that fucking stupid and naive Lynn? Or were you just dropped on your head as a baby?
And to answer your question, public transport is for people who want to get to work ON TIME, and for people who don’t want to be driving through 4 km of traffic.
I am one of those people, Lynn, I don’t like traffic. I don’t like stopping and slowly moving forward, and get to work 1 hour late and get fired. Sure, I could drive and leave early and get to work early. But who honestly wants to get to fucking work early anyway?
And as for cabs. Yeah, that’s really fucking practical seeming as they’ll be DRIVING through THE SAME traffic as YOU would anyway. It’s not faster taking a cab, it’s the same. Use your fucking brain if you have one in that hollow skull of yours.
I have a question for you now Lynn. How poor are you that you can’t even spell basic words like “transport”?
Scathing. Real scathing. I like.
Nothing beats a decent dollop of abuse. Onya Lynn, thanks for coming. I like public transport too. So that I don’t kill the environment (at least, not as quickly as driving a car or calling a cab). If I were a betting agency I’d offer even money that Lynn will vote for McCain.
I bet she’s fat, too.
I’m not really fat, yet but I’m over weight. i should be at like 180 but I’m at 234. yeah, that’s gross but I’m not blocking-the-aisle-at-wal-mart fat, yet. really. not even close even tho it sounds like it. when i was 18, i was 140. when i was 32 i was 192. when i was 36, i was 220. when i was 38, i was 165. when i was 140, i was 220. when i was 43 (best year of my life in every way i can think of), i was 170. Up and down. now I’m 53. I’m 238. nothing works. since 43 I’ve been at a low of 185 to this. balloon. i hate me. I’ve tried everything. i work out. i diet. i even eat clowns and their fucking baloons. nothing works anymore. Why?????? ARGGGGGH!!!! I hate ME!!! NOthing WORKS!@!!!!!
Ok. Never mind. I went back through and read all the previous posts. You are all fuck heads. Swallow whatever cum is in you mouth right now and forget it. Everyone of you are perfect. Perfect dickheads, cunts, and cum-leavings.
None of you would understand because none of you are over 12. I hope your acne dissolves your face and any chance to reproduce.
Kinda mean, but you do have a point there. I swear, fat people have this distinct bad smell about them when they sweat. It’s like normal BO plus something greasy.
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