Chinese Democracy, Epic Fail
... Unless you're Axl Rose.
The long awaited release by Guns and Roses album “Chinese Democracy”, just joking will be released worldwide November 24th 2008, and just as expected is a disc of pure ultimate epic fail. Why? The album has been in development for what, 13 years? Cost like $13 million dollars and is the biggest piece of crap ever to be released from an eighties band that used to be somewhat good.
Sadly for them, the album leaked and will no doubt hamper sales of the record. The reason Axl had it kept under lock and key is because he’s been hiding a terrible secret. The secret being Chinese Democracy sounds like crap.
Seriously, Ac/Dc recently released another album and they’ve been around longer than Guns and Roses, yet Ac/Dc did a better job than Guns and Roses.
What the fuck Axl Rose, were you drunk all those years and one day decided to sober up and remembered to release the album? Stop trying to relive your youth, it’s over. Appetite for Destruction was the best work of Guns and Roses, sadly it was their last.
Chinese Democracy absolutely sucked ass. I mean it literally sucks so hard it makes me want to punch babies in the face and spit on disabled children.
The album sounds like Axl Rose had a dick in his ass and mouth, was high on morphine and exposed to massive amounts of radiation the whole time he was recording Chinese Democracy. I know drugs are a serious problem with the rockstar type’s, but I at least thought that the drugs would have helped him create something decent. Obviously the drugs don’t work as well as they used to, hey Axl?
When it’s released, don’t buy it. Unless of course you like wasting money on shitty CD’s that sound worse than an Elton John concert.
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This comes off as a surprise to: Absolutely fucking nobody.
Anyway, Axl Rose and three stupid fuckers in masks does not make Guns And Roses. That’s just Slipknot but even more stupid.
Hate ‘em. Always have. Always will.
I’ve ranted about this douche before. He killed the real Guns N’ Roses and needs to be choked for it. “Appetite for Destruction” is a masterpiece.
I blame Buckethead. If Axl is hanging around with a weirdo who wears KFC Bucket on his head and sleeps in a chicken coop, its gonna rub off
At the end of that new Leonardo Dicaprio and Russell Crow movie, one of the songs from the album plays over the credits. It’s pretty horrible. And the other song I heard on the radio sounded like it should have been by Disturbd.
Well I think Use Your Illusion I & II still had some pretty good songs, although the trend was already towards decline. Why can’t Axl just start his own reality show like other rock stars we thought were cool in the eighties?
I think what Axl needs is a punch in the throat. Or maybe just stabbed in the throat with a screwdriver so he can’t sing anymore. Not that he ever did sing in the first place.
And, who the FUCK rated this article down on SEZWHO? You pieces of shit!
Why doesn’t he take the Gene Simmons route, and try to cash in on fans dedication by selling shitty crappy merchandise that is overpriced and was made in a factory by slave worker kids?
Like was mentioned, this album surprised no one as it reached the suck point instantaneously when we heard it.
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I knew it was going to suck when Sebastian Bach said that is was an EPIC album.
“I blame Buckethead. If Axl is hanging around with a weirdo who wears KFC Bucket on his head and sleeps in a chicken coop, its gonna rub off ”
Hah, sh!thead, buckethead has more talent in his pinky than axl does in his entire pu$$y. You’ve got no idea what you’re talkin about, apart from the chiken coop.
@Marc -
Haha. That gets two funny points from me for making me laugh a little bit while on the train to work this morning.
For someone who lives and shits in a chicken coop, Buckethead sure can play a mean solo on his guitar.
His people must be very proud of him, I’d say. I am of course referring to the chicken people that took him as a human newborn and raised him as half man - half chicken.
Buckethead is fucking awesome, you should listen to his work in Praxis with Bill Laswell. But I must agree with the person that said that Axl should be choked for fucking up GNR!
Fuck what a load of fucking shit it is. I hate it. Sounds like shit. Axl should stop and get a job. At KFC. Masterpiece my ass.
it is so fucking mediocre. and teenagy! shit he sounds like a stupid motherfucker. the lyrics and everything are such pseudo-intellectual shit that he should be jailed.
@fukker -
Wow, fukker. You sure went to town on Axl’s drug fucked ass. Best comments ever.
Wow , all that time spent, for this peice of junk, makes my ears bleed. Besides, everyone knows that GNR was 90 percent slash.
@Mark P -
Exactly.
Wow. I can’t believe what I’m reading. Are you people retarded? Granted, 14 years, Axl is a jerk…yeah yeah yeah we know all this. However, your feeble little minds cannot comprehend music on this level. It’s understandable, you got Britney and N Sync all crammed down your throat, so a true work of art that has taken passion and dedication to create is completely lost on you all. Chinese Democracy is a complex and dense creation of musical genius and raw emotion. Axl puts more work into one song than most artists put into a whole album. I for one applaud it. The more I listen, the more I love it. Axl does things with his voice that are amazing. Thanks Axl for a great record. Unfortunately the world has a different relationship with music than it did 20 years agao when Appetite rocked radios. Heck, I don’t know what people like anymore, but the whole game is different and unfortunately, not alot of people have the patience or the cranial fortitude to understand an album as ambitious and awe-inspiring as this.
@Paul -
Paul. You are a fucking douche bag. So it’s YOU that has been purchasing copies of Chinese Democracy. You’re going to hell Paul.
I’ve listended to it a few times. I gave it a chance, and it sucks. Axle Rose has to contantly overdub his voice so people won’t think a house cat is being tortured. The music is dorky, silly, and confusing most of the time. Think of it as 2 different Rush songs played at the same time. It really sounds like someone dicked with it for 13 years. Axl Rose vocally masturbates more than Mariah Carey, which is embarrasing for a 40 whatever year old dude.
Paul,
Nobody (except you) sees rockstars as gods anymore BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT. Nobody has the patience to force themselves to like something that’s bad because it says Gun N’Roses on it. You really look like a douche here. Why is your opinion so much more enlightened than the rest of the world? “feeble little minds” Are you fucking for real? You don’t know what people like because you are old, and you are really showing it.
FAIL FAIL FAIL.. The buckethead can play some good riffs. However, this album is made of FAIL. Thank god i did not buy it.
Axel was great in the past.. November rain.. Now his pitiful attempt to recreate a ballad with piano ‘This i love” was SHIT. RETIRE AXEL!! Stop killing the GnR name!
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