Probably Sucks » WTF? Random http://probablysucks.com A blog that isn't afraid to make people cry through the internet. Mon, 14 Jun 2010 06:18:19 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Patrick Swayze Dead Jokes http://probablysucks.com/patrick-swayze-dead-jokes/ http://probablysucks.com/patrick-swayze-dead-jokes/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:45:42 +0000 Probably Sucks http://probablysucks.com/?p=909 How many Patrick Swayze’s does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. Because he is dead.

What do you get when you cross Patrick Swayze with a telephone?
A dead ringer.

What’s the difference between Edward Cullen from Twilight and Patrick Swayze?
Edward Cullen is still alive.

What is the difference between Patrick Swayze’s corpse and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What have Patrick Swayze and Stevie Wonder got in common?
Neither of them will see Christmas!

What is God getting Michael Jackson this Christmas?
Patrick Swayze.

What’s the difference between Patrick Swayze and Heath Ledger?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

Patrick Swayze?
More like Patrick Cancer!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Patrick
Patrick who?
Not Patrick Swayze, he’s dead.

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