In what can only be described as curiosity gone wrong – NASA have revealed that their experiment to detect water on the moon has gone horribly wrong after a huge chunk of the moon itself broke loose from the impact and is heading for the Earth’s atmosphere. It might be here within days if attempts [...]
NASA Reveals A Huge Chunk of The Moon Is Heading For Earth
by Probably Sucks on 25. Jun, 2009 in Satire
A New Possible Pandemic Emerges, Twitter Flu
by Probably Sucks on 25. Jun, 2009 in Satire
A new strain of deadly flu being dubbed as Twitter Flu is believed to have spread to over 25 countries in only a matter of hours since being discovered late yesterday evening by Jack Dorsey, creator of Twitter. Twitter Flu is believed to be a deadly combination of Twitteritis and Cyber Flu making it capable [...]
Oprah Winfrey Warns People Against Her Will Get Cancer
by Probably Sucks on 24. Jun, 2009 in Satire
Oprah Winfrey one of the most powerful television show celebrities and woman in Hollywood to date has hit back at people who claim she has too much power. Oprah has threatened that anyone who goes against her will die of cancer and feel the true wrath of her power. “I am a very rich and [...]
Steve Jobs Announces He Had Transgender Surgery
by Probably Sucks on 24. Jun, 2009 in Satire
In a shocking email sent internally to Apple staff Steve Jobs admits that while on medical leave he underwent surgery so he could achieve his life long dream of becoming transgender. The content of the email Steve Jobs sent to Apple staff pretty much sums everything up: Dear my fellow Apple staffers,I have something important [...]
Trent Reznor Writes A Rant About Ranting
by Probably Sucks on 12. Jun, 2009 in Satire
Trent Reznor best known from Nine Inch Nails stardom has this afternoon posted another rant on his forums. This time it’s not about the Apple App Store or Twitter, it’s about ranting. Reznor goes on a long rant about ranting and believes that people aren’t ranting about ranting enough. Here’s what he said: What the [...]
Australian Students May Have Discovered A Cure For Cancer And Aids
by Probably Sucks on 04. Jun, 2009 in Satire
A team of students conducting research at Queensland University may have just discovered a history altering cure for cancer and aids, and may have also cured many more in the process. Although cancer and aids are entirely different – researchers have discovered that they both share one familiar trait which is “they’re both hard to [...]
Air France Flight 447 A Coverup, Passengers Are Alive
by Probably Sucks on 04. Jun, 2009 in Satire
Air France Flight 447 disappeared into the Atlantic ocean after it was believed to have been brought down by lightning and bad weather, but this is a coverup. The wreckage found appears to be from the flight, but it was planted in the ocean to make it appear as though it crashed there. The survivors [...]
Jesus Was Gay – What the Church Has Been Hiding For Years
by Probably Sucks on 04. Jun, 2009 in Satire
New startling evidence has been leaked from the Roman Catholic Church claiming Jesus was a homosexual and that the church has been knowingly covering it up for hundreds, possibly thousands of years. Believed to have been discovered in hidden manuscripts, one particular passage proves that homosexuality has always been around and a big part of [...]
Nintendo Australia Announces NRL Inspired Wii Game – WiiAssault: NRL
by Probably Sucks on 03. Jun, 2009 in Satire
Nintendo Australia have announced a new NRL inspired game for it’s popular Wii gaming console called WiiAssault: NRL. You will get to play as your favourite NRL players in this multi player game of skill, determination, domination, deprivation and humiliation in familiar locations across Australia and New Zealand. Nintendo Australia spokesperson and lead designer Yugi [...]
Princess Diana Was An Al Qaeda Coverup
by Probably Sucks on 03. Jun, 2009 in Satire
New evidence has come to light that Princess Diana’s death was part of a secret Al Qaeda conspiracy involving Dodi Al-Fayed also killed in the mysterious crash of 1998. The event occurring just a few years before the September 11 – World Trade Centre attacks has sparked many theories suggesting Osama Bin Laden was working [...]
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