KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!! AHHHH!!!! DIE!! IT'S NOT DYING! MORE FIRE!

Everyone has heard of Justin Bieber. He got famous because he had some videos of himself on Youtube singing and looking like a nerd and Usher just so happened to be looking for naive juvenile children at the time to take advantage of and make large amounts of profits to buy drugs with.

He has been a trending topic on Twitter for ages now. Is this proof that Twitter consists mainly of 14 year old girls with bad taste? I think so. I am sick of hearing about Justin Bieber – if I ran into Justin Bieber on the street I would make sure he couldn’t sing again using only a metal coat-hanger and some shoestring. The guy fucking sucks and people like him are the exact reason this shitty, cynical and downright mean blog was created.

There are musicians out there struggling to make money, struggling to eat, struggling to live and some 16 year old rich white boy comes along and thinks he is the worlds greatest superstar. It’s a shame that it won’t be at least another few years until he becomes a washed up pop singer and starts hitting the bottle and develops a nasty sleeping pill habit which will end him or put him into rehab and revive his career, only for him to relapse and get caught drink / drug driving and kill innocent children at a kindergarten.

Justin Bieber, you just made yourself a powerful enemy. I and the cynical, sad and downright lowlife scum that comment this site will bring you down one way or another. Let the Justin Bieber hate campaigns begin. Since when do rich little white boys from Canada become singing pop star sensations?

Oh – and those of you will no doubt post, “UR JUS LIEK SOOO JELUS OF HOW HAWT HE IZQ!!!! OMG JUSTINNN” I’m not jealous. What is there to be jealous about; his crappy voice, his girly face, his girly stupid emo wannabe haircut that makes him look like an Italian con artist? If anything, he should be jealous of me. Wanna know why? Because I’m not him.

Let’s get this straight. Photoshop (PHOTO SHOP) is for art work & editing images, ones you most likely took of your neighbour getting dressed through your basement window because you’ve never been with a real person before nor seen one up close. It has lots of tools to edit PHOTOS not design websites, of which it can, but it is quite complicated to design a site in Photoshop.

Ever try laying out forms and buttons in Photoshop? Compare that same task to Fireworks which has an in-built asset library that lets you drag and drop in already designed editable elements such as buttons, sliders and dropdown select boxes plus a whole lot more. Not to mention Fireworks is created for mocking up web designs and interfaces quickly.

Photoshop is like having sex with a disabled person, they don’t do much and to get them to do what you want them to, it is going to take a lot of work to achieve that end result.

The funny thing is that a majority of web designers (if you can even call them that) are still using Photoshop to design websites. These “designers” are so stupid that they’ve convinced themselves that Photoshop is the best tool for the job, fucking close minded sheep afraid to step out of line and use the forbidden tool that real web designers have been using for years, Fireworks.

Fireworks allows you to have pages, which means you can design a homepage for example and then clone it as another page, and change it as you need to. What does Photoshop have? Fucking layers that most designers are too fucking stupid and inconsiderate to even name half the time, let alone group them for you.

Photoshop makes web design complicated, less fluid and more time consuming. I got to a point not long ago where I was working on a site which was a 70mb PSD file and I ended up opening it up in Fireworks (thank God Fireworks lets you do that) because Photoshop was making the process so difficult I felt like throwing my computer against a brick wall.

The iPad is really just an oversized version of an iPhone or iPod Touch. It can run the same apps, has a touch screen and doesn’t let you multitask on it. Sounds great doesn’t it? You want one already.

I really admire Apple; they could sell most of you a lump of coal and call it iCoal, it wouldn’t do anything, but you’d still want to buy it because Apple would ensure if you didn’t buy one, you’ll be alienating yourself from society. Quite personally I think it’s fucking ugly, I mean do Apple think they’re at a point now where they can create anything and know it’s customers will buy it?

I wonder if it will suffer from overheating issues and perhaps burn some customers, leaving a horrible scar reminding them of the crappy and highly expensive purchase that they didn’t need to make for the rest of their lives. If you’re planning on buying one of these, you’re just another Applesheep following the herd to your nearest Apple store.

The sad thing is millions of people will buy this, then Apple will release a newer version in one years time. Thus causing you to go into a fit of panic as you try and scurry up more cash to buy the new iPad-S

I am a StumbleUpon user and on a daily basis I am subject to maybe 5 or 6, “25 Best Firefox Add-ons For Web Developers and Designers” lists informing me of “must have” add-ons. Lets sum this up and make it clear to you brain-dead bloggers who keep writing these lists, 97% of the people you’re writing these lists for do not care and have already heard of these marvellous extensions because they have been around since forever.

If you’re a web developer or designer, I am going to assume 99.9% of you use Firefox, and know what the good and useful Firefox extensions are. Web developers already know about Firebug and I mean ALL OF THEM, yet you continue to add it to your list like it’s something new and magical that nobody has ever heard of before.

I cannot imagine a conversation like the following ever occurring:

Web developer #1: Hey dude, you heard of Firebug for Firefox? It’s a cool extension that lets you debug, edit and make live code changes to your XHTML, JavaScript and CSS. It has all kinds of other features, including child plugins like PixelPerfect and FirePHP that let you debug your PHP code and overlay web designs on the site you’re working on to make sure it’s perfect.

Web developer #2: Oh, wow! Really? I have never heard of Firefox or any of those things you mentioned before, is it free? Do you think I will like it? I think I must try all of them, they sound so awesome.

Write about something interesting and worthwhile, save the lists for shopping and tasks. Or die in a horrific car accident.

Acting like he is the only person that critics give a hard time, he sent out a warning saying that he next person that dares criticise him will end up with a fist in their face, ooh scary. I mean look at the guy, the only thing he could knock out is another notch on his belt after eating a few cheeseburgers on the weekend (if he is lucky).

Let’s sum up Michael Buble

• He writes cheesy crooner tracks about love, and other things that people think are cheesy
• He has a bad haircut which makes him look like an army recruit reject
• He is all talk, every word out of his mouth is just that, words without substance
• He thinks he is funny, but really he is just another boring crooner trying to impress people in hopes of them buying his boring cheesy music
• He is from Canada (America’s waste bin), do I really need to say anything more?

He even goes on to say that he is so tough because he played ice hockey while he was growing up, what a man Michael Buble is. I mean forget the tens of thousands of other people grew up playing ice hockey, it didn’t make all those other people tough men like Michael Buble.

Stop acting like you’re so tough, I bet there are a whole lot of people in this world that could knock you straight onto the ground before you even got a punch in (most of them 13 year old kids).

Read the rest of what he was saying here

Basically all you do is shoot and do stupid missions; like assemble a stupid robot who seems to experience the feeling of pain. The graphics look good, but where is the fucking game play and decent storyline? Where is the awesome factor? It has nothing. You shoot, kill, pick up loot and weapons. Lather, rinse and repeat.

I would have loved to been at the planning meetings for this game.

“We need a good storyline..”
“How about a cute little robot that helps you at the start, then you do stupid missions and shoot and collect items? I saw Wall-E on the weekend and that robot is so cute, I really think a violent game like this deserves some kind of cute factor”
“Genius! we’ll use the Fallout code-base, change it up a bit and put in a Wall-E like robot”
“Profit, profit, profit!”

Multi-player might be marginally better than single player, but you can only shoot and loot for so long before it gets repetitive and boring. I much prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 which doesn’t get boring so easily and has a little more diversity.

GameSpot actually gave this game an 8.5, what the hell were they smoking when they reviewed this? Probably a lot of weed, I hear it makes things seem a lot funner than they actually are. I think maybe the development and story-writing team were reaching into the same dope bag too.

Play Borderlands if you’re an RPG nerd that likes to be lulled to sleep by overdone gancy graphics and sounds of people dying from animated bullets.

BMW Loves To Promote It's Cars To Hoons; Who can't afford to even buy a BMW.

Recently Australia’s advertising watchdog banned a BMW TV commercial because it promoted ‘hoon driving‘.

The ad I speak of is where a BMW is driving in a warehouse creating an artwork on the floor with paint, the car is notably spinning it’s wheels and performing all kinds of driving manoeuvres which are deemed illegal. But are people that stupid that they can’t tell the difference between television and reality? Would this advertisement really make someone get into their car and mimic the stunts on the streets? I highly doubt it.

I find it highly ironic that in Australia we allow television advertisements for alcohol to be shown, but not a car advertisement that merely shows a car doing manoeuvres – in a warehouse, quite clearly not on the road.

This honestly is just the icing on the political correctness cake. Australia appears to be showing an apparent transition into communism, could it be Kevin Rudd’s obsession with China is finally rubbing off onto the Australian way of life? First an Internet filter list, no R18+ game rating system and banning a car advertisement which is more like art than promoting dangerous driving.

What’s next; will Top Gear Australia and Top Gear UK be banned because they promote hoon driving with their speeding, illegal driving manoeuvres shown on the television show? Wouldn’t surprise me. And also, since when do hoons drive BMW’s? Not to mention, since when a hoon even open up a can of paint anyway?

Check out the ad here and give your opinion: http://www.bmw.com.au/com/en/newvehicles/z4/z4/2009/introduction.html

Now it’s been revealed that he had a liver transplant, doesn’t anyone else find that highly suspicious? Why couldn’t Apple tell us he had a liver transplant? It’s a common fact that people who have hormone imbalances DO NOT get their damn livers removed.

Maybe it’s just me being a pretentious prick, but aren’t there laws against withholding information from your stockholders and the public when you’re a fucking publicly traded company? I don’t know. Maybe Apple are exempt from the law because they’re so popular with their minuscule Linux like market share on desktop PC’s. Much sarcasm intended.

I think Apple need to be investigated for what has happened. Everyone was misled and made to believe Steve Jobs just needed some rest and to pop a few pills and he’d be okay eventually. People don’t get organ transplants for no reason, it doesn’t take a doctor to tell you that.

It sure seems as though nobody cares Apple lied. If this were Microsoft, people would be chanting “burn them, burn them!” and holding flaming pitchforks.

It’s ironic in a way – the media were the main instigators of Michael Jackson hate and criticism, and soon the people started turning on him, eventually putting him into a pool of debt and causing his illness to worsen.

Sure he had a history of health problems, but what most likely caused those problems was the stress of knowing that he was not liked by many for the person he had become. It’s amazing how many people gave him a hard time for his plastic surgery, sure it looked gross and weird, but is it no different than stars such as Madonna creppingly trying to look younger through surgery?

It’s like people these days simply forgot just how many musical accomplishments Michael Jackson achieved in his career. He was a pioneer, it’s like one day people stopped remembering that and instead focused on bringing the man and his children down. He had children too you know, but most of you were too fixated with brining him down without one bit of respect for his children or the mental effect it would have on him after a prolonged period of time.

I hope those of you who made fun of Michael Jackson, criticised him and sided with so-called victims he supposedly molested when he didn’t, I hope you feel better knowing that you killed him and he isn’t going to be around for you to criticise any more. Maybe you could start some Michael Jackson death jokes if you’re truly that low.

R.I.P Michael Jackson – We’ll always remember you for the good things.