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Justin Bieber: Proof The Internet Sucks and People Have No Taste In Music or Idols

by Probably Sucks on 29. Apr, 2010 in MAKES ME SO ANGRY!, Ranting

Everyone has heard of Justin Bieber. He got famous because he had some videos of himself on Youtube singing and looking like a nerd and Usher just so happened to be looking for naive juvenile children at the time to take advantage of and make large amounts of profits to buy drugs with. He has [...]

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Stop Using Photoshop For Web Design You Idiots

by Probably Sucks on 17. Mar, 2010 in Ranting

Yeah, you heard me, if you use Photoshop to design a website you are a complete idiot. Not just any idiot, but so idiotic that you shame and give other idiots who still manage to have more sense than you do a bad name. Let’s get this straight. Photoshop (PHOTO SHOP) is for art work [...]

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The Apple iPad Sucks, But It Will Still Be A Success

by Probably Sucks on 29. Jan, 2010 in Opinion, Ranting

Apple has done it again, created another shitty & feature restricted product everyone will be foaming at the mouth for, the iPad. Every ~~man~~ nerd and his ~~dog~~ girlfriend will be lining up to get one of these things, even if they don’t need one or know what the fuck it does.

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Fuck You Lil Wayne

by Probably Sucks on 09. Dec, 2009 in Images & Visual Stuff, Opinion, Ranting

Lil Wayne is not a fucking rapper, end of story. If you think Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive, please electrocute yourself. He can’t rap for shit, his voice is irritating and he plays the tough guy persona but probably couldn’t defend himself at an under 13′s boxing match.

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Dear Internet, Stop With Damn The Firefox Addon Lists

by Probably Sucks on 03. Dec, 2009 in Ranting

We get it alright. You love Firefox and found some cool plugins, but wait, you also have a blog? Maybe you should make a top “insert number here” Firefox add-ons for “insert some generic profession, hobby or use here”. You already did you say? GTFO out of the Internet, you are no blogger sir, nor [...]

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Michael Buble's Little Cry Baby Tough Girl Alter Ego

by Probably Sucks on 01. Dec, 2009 in Opinion, Ranting

Not so long ago Michael Buble (you know the guy who thinks he is God’s gift to women and also thinks that he has an amazing voice) revealed that he is sick of being typecast as a “cheesy crooner”, boo hoo Michael you’re breaking my heart you fucking girl. Acting like he is the only [...]

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Borderlands, A Pathetic Excuse For A Game

by Probably Sucks on 16. Nov, 2009 in Ranting

I played Borderlands on the weekend, it was the crappiest game I have ever played. It’s like a mixture of Fallout with Wall-E from the Disney movie Wall-E.

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The Australian Fun Police Strike Again

by Probably Sucks on 30. Jun, 2009 in Opinion, Ranting

Australia is quite possibly one of the most stuck up and prudish countries in the world. We are descendants of English heritage, but even people in England people aren’t this stuck up. Australia likes to market itself as a laid back country with a vast amount of opportunities, but the only opportunity you get here [...]

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Apple Lied To Everyone, But Nobody Cares

by Probably Sucks on 28. Jun, 2009 in Opinion, Ranting

I find it highly ironic that Apple lied to everyone (stockholders, general public) about just why Steve Jobs was taking medical leave for a year. They tried claiming it was a hormone imbalance that made Steve Jobs look like he was the walking dead and suffering from scurvy. Now it’s been revealed that he had [...]

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Michael Jackson Died From A Broken Heart: Caused By You

by Probably Sucks on 26. Jun, 2009 in Music & Reviews, Ranting

Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack as reported, he really died from a broken heart. A broken heart caused by the very fans that turned their backs on him when he was accused of molesting children and his skin turned white. I bet you all feel real bad now for making him the [...]

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