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Media Kicking Mathhew Johns When He's Down, Again

You probably heard about the Matthew Johns sex scandal that happened in New Zealand in 2004 and how he got a pretty severe grilling over it even though it was a group sex activity up to 6 or 7 other players were involved in.

Well the media is at it again, drilling Matthew Johns once more for something beyond his control most likely. In a skit aired on the NRL Footy Show May 7th, Matthew Johns is seen dressed up as Elton John pretending to be a brother of Matthew and Andrew John’s.

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Although the skit wasn’t in bad taste, it could have been worse, the media is grilling Matthew Johns for the incident even though he was most likely just a willing participant in something the shows producers came up with.

So why the fuck is he being grilled over this and not the shows producers? Since when did Australia become so politically fucking correct anyway? We’re not communist China here, when did free speech start to become so wrong? In true Australian style, the media is showing that it loves to pick targets and kick them when they’re down with anything.

This is typical of when Australian media took every single Qantas problem from a blocked toilet to not so perfect runway landing and used it against the company. It’s how Australian media operate, bullying tactics ahoy.

Yet media love to praise idiots for doing stupid things. Corey for throwing a big house party and now that stupid Clare girl, you don’t see the media picking on them, do you?

Source: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25550024-10229,00.html

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Just Let Schapelle "Drug Smuggler" Corby Rot In Her Jail Cell

Schapelle Corby the convicted Australian drug trafficker spending 20 years (15 left) in an Indonesian jail cell is once again in the news. Apparently she’s having a psychotic breakdown and is depressed, boo hoo. Maybe YOU shouldn’t have trafficked drugs into an ANTI-DRUG country in the first place you stupid bitch.

Since when do we take pity on drug dealers and traffickers anyway? Oh, is it because she is an Australian and that she could never do anything like that? She’s just a young girl, right…? Please. The drug dealers of today are people like Schapelle, stupid, naive and will do anything when someone waves wads of cash in front of their drug fucked faces.

Why should Australia bend over backwards to make Indonesia change the rules and completely disregard their judiciary system in favour of Schapelle? Australia has no right to give special attention nor remove her from the Indonesian jail cell she’s rotting in, because that would be an insult to Indonesia’s system which obviously works.

The reason Australia continues to breed scum like Schapelle Corby is because our laws are loose over here. You get caught with a bag of 4kg of marijuana and the police will probably let you off with a warning and then go sell it somewhere for cash in the pocket.

That’s the problem with Australia, the government spends millions on anti-marijuana and drug campaigns, yet the laws are so loose they’re kind of redundant and a waste of tax payer money.

There will always be someone stupid enough to try and bypass Indonesian drug laws, only to find themselves being killed or spending decades in a filthy roach ridden and disease infested cell.

Schapelle Corby only has herself to blame for the situation she is in and her health She will forever be a stain on Australia’s history for decades to come, and I hope she learns her lesson. Stop taking pity on this girl, it’s what she wants YOU to do.

Think to yourself, would you be as forgiving and push for her release if you found out that she sold marijuana to YOUR kids?

You get what you pay for Schapelle, and you’re paying the full price. No discounts for you, stupid drug fucked slut. Oh, and Schapelle, just kill yourself, you’ll be doing us ALL a favour if you did that.

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Sol Trujillo or Mr Potato Head, Both Mexican Fools

To those who don’t know who Sol Trujillo is, a few words can sum him up for you. An egotistical and dirty Swine Flu spreading American-Mexican who was the CEO of Australia’s largest telecommunications company Telstra, before running it into the ground and leaving the country.

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It is believed that the character Mr. Potato Head was based entirely on Sol Trujillo including his prominent moustache in which he breeds Swine Flu.

Much like Mr. Potato Head, Sol Trujillo is as silly as they come. Known for his hot temper and hot fevers caused in small children as a result of infecting them with his Swine Flu, he left Australia on May 19, 2009 with his family after accomplishing his mission of running Telstra into the ground, collecting $31,000,000AUD and infecting public figures including Kevin Rudd with Swine Flu.

Mr. Potato Head and Sol Trujillo resemble each other so well. One of the best closely guarded secrets second to KFC 11 herbs and spices is that Mr. Potato Head is based on Sol Trujillo.

Sol Trujillo has returned to the United States where he hopes to run another telecommunications company into the ground (hopefully). When he isn’t running companies into the ground, he likes to play golf, bath in his millions, get drunk on Tequila or Corona and abuse his wife and children, as well as occasionally sodomising himself with bars of gold.

PS. Now you can call Australia racist, Sol. You dirty fucking Swine Flu carrying diseased Mexican. Adios.

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eBay Isn't Dead, Idiots

I’ve read a few articles suggesting that the “fun” of eBay is gone, and that other sites like Youtube, Craigslist and even MySpace are to blame for this, what a bunch of idiots.

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Sure to a certain extent you could say that people are using Youtube more than eBay daily, maybe because Youtube is more interactive with funny videos, music and more. But eBay is just a one purpose website. So how does the correlation between eBay and any of these sites even make sense? It doesn’t. It’s all traffic relevance only, not purpose relevance.

eBay is far from dead, it serves it’s purpose quite well. Although I don’t find myself using it twice daily or even to kill time at work – I still go to it first before any other site when I want to buy something like a used or new iPod or laptop. eBay is still a site where you can get cheap bargains.

Ebay.com has an Alexa Traffic Rank of 21 which still indicates that it has strong web presence – even though Alexa is only an approximation of traffic the site is getting, so it’s theoretically doing well still in my opinion.

eBay might be losing traffic, but it has a niche and I think eBay will rise and reinvent itself sometime in 2010 when it will become more widely used and relevant again.

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Apple Is Out Of Control

I’m a PC and Apple fan. I think the PC has it’s uses just as much as any Mac based computer, but when it comes to Apple and it’s electronics, I’m not so convinced Apple love it’s customers as much as they say they do.

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Steve Jobs needs more money

I recently upgraded to a iPod Touch 2G and soon found out that an update (3.0) is coming sometime soonish in June or July 2009, whatever. The remarkable thing is that Apple are going to charge iPod Touch users $10 to upgrade, fucking awesome. But did I mention that iPhone users get the update for free? Oh, I just did.

As If selling my kidney to purchase the thing wasn’t enough, now they want more money just so I can get a few improvements and bluetooth functionality which by the way was already included in the thing. Yet again, awesome.

I think Apple is out of control. It’s like selling a mobile phone and making people pay for additional features like SMS, MMS, Wi-Fi that competitors already give you out of the box.

Sure Apple makes awesome looking and functional products, but what the fuck are they doing? Although it’s plausible that software was still being developed to make bluetooth functionality work well, why the price tag for iPod Touch users and not iPhone users? Oh, is it because I didn’t pay the extra few hundred for an iPhone with features that I don’t need?

I am going to pay for the upgrade, but not without a rant about it on this blog. When you think about it, you’re really paying for bluetooth functionality for $10. I’m not surprised really, Apple loves to profit off people even in a severe economic downturn. There better be some awesome applications that use bluetooth (if Apple haven’t severely blocked it’s use) or I’ll go postal, seriously.

A thought: It would be awesome to tether my 3G mobile phone to my iPod Touch 2G via bluetooth instead of Wi-Fi, would be very useful considering my phone doesn’t have Wi-Fi.

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Twitter Makes Kanye West Cry

There are not many things that can make a grown man cry, unless you are Kanye West. Known for his caps lock style ranting and cyber crying, Kanye West is at it again. This time he’s crying over the fake Kanye West Twitter accounts impersonating him with a massive amount of followers, voicing his frustration on his blog.

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Apparently he doesn’t need a Twitter because he only supposedly blogs 5% of whatever he’s up too in the first place. Could that have anything to do with the fact that he doesn’t do anything in the first place, and everything he blogs about is the only work he does, or that he doesn’t want to seem any gayer than he actually is?

He then carries on to say that he is too busy being creative to have a Twitter. Who knew that copying and pasting drum samples into an audio editing application and stealing other peoples songs and covering them could be so hard?

That Kanye is such a hard worker, we should all lead by his example! Except of course his obvious gay infatuation with designer labels and products that mostly only girls and closet gays wear, connection?

Referring to the Twitter staff at twitter as the “heads of Twitter” a few times in his blog post, he has no clue what is on about. He then proceeds to question why Twitter allow fake celebrity profiles to be created like he’s the only one who is being impersonated on Twitter, please..

He then politely asks Twitter to “TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW” and his reason for it is “BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!”

Kanye you’re a piece of worthless crap. There are far more talented artists out there in the same genre (probably not as known) that work harder than you do. It must be hard waking up in the morning deciding whether to wear the brown Louie Vuitton bag or wear the white Louie Vuitton bag. Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Here is the post in it’s entirety, in case you’re too scared you’ll catch Kanye West’s Aids from visiting his blog.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!

If you think that rant was hilarious, wait, there’s more. The comments reveal a pattern of stupidity (mostly) probably caused by the brain damaging effect of Kanye’s ghetto music.

IcedDra9onRob0t | May 12, 2009
I DON’T TWITTER BUT, AMBER ROSE’S TWITTER IS REAL RIGHT? DIDDY MADE TWITTER POPULAR. SOME TWITTER PAGES ARE COOL.

NASTYFRESHKING | May 12, 2009
TWITTERIN TWATS…
FUCK EM ALL!

r_baldy | May 12, 2009
TAKE HIS FUCKING TWITTER DOWN NOW! HE DOESNT TWITTER…oops caps

Louie_Pradagucci | May 12, 2009
ANOTHER KLASSICK RANT BY KANYE WEST!!! I LOVE IT!!!! HE MAKES ME WANNA USE CAPS EVEN MORE!!!! LOL!!!! KEEP CAPPIN’ ON MR.WEST!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favourite one of all in the comments. He forgot his password and they sent him a link, and he still was too stupid to get into his Twitter. I think Kanye’s music is really benefiting mankind.

skyweezy | May 12, 2009
****TWITTER IS WACK ANYWAY, I COULDNT REMEMBER MY PSSWRD SO I GOT THE LINK TO MY EMAIL AND STILL NO SUCCESS, F**K TWITTER!!!***

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TechCrunch Running Out of Content?

I used to be a daily reader of TechCrunch, that is until it started heading down into a spiral of repetitive boredom covered vomit – complete with advertisements galore. It would seem that TechCrunch is running out of crappy web start ups and news to write about, that’s the impression I’ve been getting.

Although the quality of TechCrunch posts has been substantially low for quite a while now, it would appear TechCrunch is acting more like TechCrotch (no doubt some kind of inflammation of the lower body region). Michael Arrington of TechCrunch recently posted a rant titled Hand Shaking Is So Medieval. Let’s End It. This post summed up in a few words: all crap, no substance.

Michael Arrington suggests that shaking hands is no more than something that spreads germs and such an action should be eradicated. As you can expect from a blog like TechCrunch with loyal stalkers, there are people sucking up to Mr. Arrington and some who are not. What I don’t understand is, how does this even remotely come close to anything directly related with anything? Was Michael Arrington stoned, high, drunk or perhaps all three when he wrote this filler material?

It seems as though Michael Arrington wants us all to be obsessive compulsive germ-o-phobes who get scared at the very mention of bacteria or sickness. While we’re at it, why don’t we eradicate ALL effective methods of spreading germs and sickness by stopping people breathing and talking altogether? You’re more likely to catch the something off someone by being in the same vicinity as them, not shaking their hand.

I’m guessing Michael is one of those people that still believes girls have cooties too?

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Kyle Sandilands Receives Death Threats, Surprised?

kyle_sandilands_jerkKyle Sandilands a jerky and outlandish Australian radio presenter has reportedly received threats against his life after his feud between Merrick and Rosso recently escalated, is anyone the least bit surprised by this? I am completely shocked to find out that he hasn’t received death threats before this all happened, he is a metrosexual outspoken jerk who has insulted a lot of people in his time after all.

With all of the people and television shows Kyle has ripped in too and offended, I am honestly surprised he wasn’t killed off by someone a very long time ago. I’m sure if someone were to shoot at him that his ego would stop the bullets (it’s that thick and big) anyway.

Much like any attractive-challenged person like Kyle Sandilands, he feels the need to make himself feel better by putting those down around him whether that be; insulting gays, threatening Frenzal Rhomb or feuding with Merrick & Ross who are actually funny and don’t resort to personal attacks and gimmicks to get listeners.

Kyle acts all though on radio and TV but he’s really a girl on the inside and off camera fearing for his life everyday most likely as he is now. He’s had cameras installed at his place, 24 hour surveillance and security guards, as well as personal security guards going wherever he goes. For someone that acts so tough, his actions speak louder than his fat mouthed opinionated words.

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Aboriginals Give Australia A Bad Name

bashed-bruisedLet me firstly say I am from Australia, and I am far from racist, just opinionated. I read a news story about a man who was bashed by Aboriginal children when they asked him for a cigarette and he didn’t have any to give them. Twenty kids ranging from eight to fourteen years old then bashed the man badly beating him with their bikes, kicking him repeatedly and even hitting him over the head with a thick piece of wood.

People in Australia defend Aboriginals because it’s deemed wrong to cast Aboriginals in any bad light even if they do something wrong. Just ask the Australian government who gives these non-deserving so-called Australian Aboriginals free handouts, bonuses and perks such as priority housing, jobs and medical services.

The movie Australia by Baz Luhrman which was financed partly by the Australian government glorified Aboriginals so much that it made me sick just watching it. Aboriginals and everyone else of other races are no angels, but it’s obvious due to the government trying to mend it’s image thanks to the stolen generation, it’s basically sucking up to people of Aboriginal culture.

Aboriginals get absolutely everything (no exaggeration), if you’re from Australia then you’d know exactly to what extent the government is willing to go to – to give Aboriginals anything they want, all whilst they refuse to work even though the government here provides far more assistance to Aboriginals to find work than any other person of non-Aboriginal descent. Australia even has Aboriginal only incentives to make employers advertise positions that only Aboriginals can apply for, I wish I had that privilege of being offered exclusive work based on my race.

The violence will continue to get worse because the government doesn’t seem to realise that it’s cash handouts and special benefits for Aboriginals are rewarding laziness, unemployment, substance abuse, violence and physical abuse. All of these traits are a way of life in these troubled Aboriginal communities, they need to be broken up again and some enforcement needs to be placed. But, oh, wait, everyone will cry “stolen generation” again and some future prime minister will have to apologise.

Whilst not all Aboriginals are bad people, a lot of people of Aboriginal origin work hard and don’t take a cent off the government, it’s the bad ones that ruin it for everyone else. There are obviously troubled suburbs in different states all over Australia where the Aboriginal violence, drug and abuse toll is substantially higher than other places though. It’s obvious places like the Northern Territory, Darwin and it’s surrounding states and containing suburbs have a more widespread problem than others.

The irony in all of this is if the guy tried to defend himself in any way he would have been slammed by the courts and slapped with an assault charge at the least, most likely with a slew of other charges thrown at him for merely defending himself against minors with apparent violence problems.

Another dose of irony in all of this is: if the kids were caught for the crime they committed, they would merely get a slap on the wrist anyway. The Australian government will paint you a picture of Australia being the most multicultural country in the world, but it’s a mirage, a lie. Australia is no different to other countries where race still determines how the law and government treats you. Let’s just say that the law isn’t exactly as en-forceful when it comes to Aboriginal criminals as it is to non-Aboriginal Australians.

Ask yourself, what Australian would bash someone because they didn’t have cigarettes to give you? Also ask yourself why these kids are already smoking cigarettes and committing violent crimes at such a young age. It’s obviously parental influence that sets it off, the government throws money in which fuels the fire so-to-speak and then the community does the rest. It’s a big vicious circle that has been rotating around and around for years and years, it only gets worse every single year. It seems whenever the government spots a problem they grab handfuls of money and throw it at the problem hoping it goes away.

Maybe the government did the right thing back in the stolen generation days by taking away these Aboriginal kids from their families to make them better people, give them better role models and direction in life. I’m not saying the racist policies back then were right, but maybe the idea was solid in the fact that maybe some of these parents in these troubled Aboriginal communities should have their children taken away. I’m sure most would be too drunk to notice their children being taken away anyway considering they never know where there kids are 99% of the time nor do they even care where they are.

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