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Why Legalising Marijuana Is A Stupid Idea

The discussion of legalising marijuana seems to have become hot topic again in the last couple of years. I think it’s stupid and juvenille people actually want to legitimately legalise marijuana. Would you feel safe knowing your kids were catching a bus driven by a bus driver who likes to smoke marijuana? Would you feel [...]

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Husband Beating Is On The Rise In Australia

Oh, irony, it strikes at the best of times. Apparently husband beating is on the rise in Australia, as more and more men are reporting getting a beating from their wife. I thought Australian men were supposed to be tough macho hunting men who would never let a female walk all over them, looks like [...]

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There's Something Wrong With Religion

Quite to the contrary religion does more to damage humanity than it does to save it. The primary goal of religion is not to help convince people to believe in a god, it is to brainwash people into believing anything that comes out of their mouths. Christianity is the biggest lie ever conceived by man, [...]

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Are Dreams Really Visions of Another Dimension Or Alternate Reality?

Dreams are pretty complicated things. So complicated in fact that scientists have yet to fully understand them or why we even have them in the first place. Have you ever wondered if dreams are actually in fact visions of another dimension? That maybe dreaming is a form of uncontrollable time travel? Could there be alternate [...]

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The iPhone 3G S – The "S" is for sucks

The much anticipated follow up to the iPhone 3G dubbed the iPhone 3G S – is probably the most anticipated product failure Apple have ever experienced. You’d honestly expect Apple would have released something that would rival an N95, at least. Get ready for the Windows Vista of the iPhone line-up. If this isn’t evidence [...]

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Michael Moore Needs To Shut His Fat Mouth

I am sick and tired of hearing Michael Moore capitalising on every single possible thing that he can. For someone who’s packing as much weight as a baby elephant, I wonder why he’s so concerned with everyone else’s problems when he obviously has a weight problem. It’s more than a problem, he is his own [...]

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Internet Eradication: Next on The Rockefeller Family Agenda

It is no secret that the Internet is king when it comes to freedom of speech. As opposed to listening to mainstream media, we have the choice of hearing different sides and information that wouldn’t publicly be broadcasted because of media corporations in the pocket of big banking executives and government officials. Much like the [...]

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Apparently Grunting In Tennis Is Cheating

Once again another idiot contributes to the worlds stupidity and makes an outlandish claim. This time it’s Martina Navratilova a tennis player regarded as a legend by the media who won 18 grand slam titles. She claims that players who grunt in tennis are cheaters, and that it makes it hard to hear the ball [...]

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I Think It's Time To End The Paralympics

The paralympics are synonymously known as the Olympics for retards and disabled people, as well as the worlds longest running satire known to man (with exception of George Bushes 2 term presidency of course). The joke is over now in my opinion, it’s time to end the Paralympic Games once and for all. Sure, in [...]

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Why We Should Just Blow Up North Korea Now

A small man making big threats, there’s trouble a brewing in North Korea. Often regarded by Probably Sucks as the herpes infested inbred sister of China, North Korea has never been a country to take your holiday snaps in or even travel to unless you want to be executed for some political reason. 2009 is [...]

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