KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!! AHHHH!!!! DIE!! IT'S NOT DYING! MORE FIRE!
Everyone has heard of Justin Bieber. He got famous because he had some videos of himself on Youtube singing and looking like a nerd and Usher just so happened to be looking for naive juvenile children at the time to take advantage of and make large amounts of profits to buy drugs with.
He has been a trending topic on Twitter for ages now. Is this proof that Twitter consists mainly of 14 year old girls with bad taste? I think so. I am sick of hearing about Justin Bieber – if I ran into Justin Bieber on the street I would make sure he couldn’t sing again using only a metal coat-hanger and some shoestring. The guy fucking sucks and people like him are the exact reason this shitty, cynical and downright mean blog was created.
There are musicians out there struggling to make money, struggling to eat, struggling to live and some 16 year old rich white boy comes along and thinks he is the worlds greatest superstar. It’s a shame that it won’t be at least another few years until he becomes a washed up pop singer and starts hitting the bottle and develops a nasty sleeping pill habit which will end him or put him into rehab and revive his career, only for him to relapse and get caught drink / drug driving and kill innocent children at a kindergarten.
Justin Bieber, you just made yourself a powerful enemy. I and the cynical, sad and downright lowlife scum that comment this site will bring you down one way or another. Let the Justin Bieber hate campaigns begin. Since when do rich little white boys from Canada become singing pop star sensations?
Oh – and those of you will no doubt post, “UR JUS LIEK SOOO JELUS OF HOW HAWT HE IZQ!!!! OMG JUSTINNN” I’m not jealous. What is there to be jealous about; his crappy voice, his girly face, his girly stupid emo wannabe haircut that makes him look like an Italian con artist? If anything, he should be jealous of me. Wanna know why? Because I’m not him.
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