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How To Beat Up A Dead Zombie Michael Jackson

by Probably Sucks on 29. Jun, 2009 in How To Guides

Now I know beating up dead people might be perceived as “cruel” or “unfair” considering they’re dead, but we’re talking about something entirely different here. It is a commonly known fact that Michael Jackson died at the age of 50 suffering a heart attack, wrong. Soon after Michael Jackson’s death he came back to life [...]

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How To Beat Up Robert Pattinson

by Probably Sucks on 28. May, 2009 in How To Guides

Robert Pattinson is a vampire that plays teenage vampire characters in movies and books, most notably his only role as a vampire in the movie Twilight. Vampires are thought to be immortal creatures who can be killed by sunlight exposure, a cross or garlic. Robert Pattinson is not your average run of the mill kind [...]

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