As tension escalates between North Korea and The United States, The United States have been stealthily developing a new weapon to ensure that America remains unscathed from any possible attacks by Kim Jong-Il’s regiment.
Barack Obama for the last two months has been accruing large amounts of blind orphans to use against North Korea if they do decided to launch an attack any time soon. The blind orphans will be asked to wear vests covered in high-powered explosives and then catapulted at key North Korean areas of interest.
He's saving the orphans
Although this plan has come under fire from family groups and human rights activists, Obama assures us that this plan is harmless and he is providing these orphans with a life they never had before being selected.
“Blind orphans, they have no family, they have no friends, they have no eyesight. I am giving these orphans something their orphanage carers could never afford to provide them, a free trip to North Korea, all expenses paid courtesy of the American government,”said Barack Obama.
It is not known just how many blind orphans the government have acquired, but it is expected to be higher than 2,000.
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