Seventy two year old fraudster Bernard “Jail Bait” Madoff has proven to the rest of the world that you can never be too old to find love, not even in jail.
Authorities have reported that upon Madoff’s arrival in prison, Big Johnny (a fellow jail inmate) proclaimed to his fellow cell-mates: “Mmmm. Mmm. That bitch is mine. Looks like I got me some white chocolate.”
Big Johnny's Prison Bitch.. Bernard Madoff
Bernard Madoff apparently was very intrigued by Big Johnny’s prison tattoo’s and prison sculpted figure. Although there is speculation Bernard may only be Big Johnny’s bitch for protective purposes in prison, and any affection he shows is purely feigned.
An expert in prison dating and ethics told Probably Sucks:
“Bernard Madoff has proven to be very popular amongst fellow prison inmates, but only because he’s a new piece of ass on the block. Compared to dating outside of prison walls, prison inmates aren’t as picky and will take whatever they can get. Bernard is just a phase and soon he’ll be probably be shived after Big Johnny gets sick of him in a few weeks.”
“You see it all of the time. New guy goes to jail, he immediately becomes someone else’s bitch before he even knows it. As I said, prison dating is a lot different than the outside world. But usually it only takes a couple of weeks to fully adjust to the situation you may find yourself forced into”
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Bernard Madoff deserves to rot in jail. he stole billions of dollars from hardworking people.
money is the root of all evil