Finding that perfect username isn’t easy. You usually find all of the creative and witty names are taken, not always the case. I have compiled a massive list of 25 available and somewhat creative Digg usernames free for the taking.

Take one cup of wannabe gangster and mix it with two cups of R. Kelly and you have yourself an Akon. Much like his counterparts in whatever genre he classifies himself in, Akon continues to be popular and without an explanation. Here are ten reasons why Akon sucks.

A study that aims to prove that female comedians are by far the most unfunny and out of place comedians in our society.

A weekly hillbilly tennis game at a local tennis court has taken a turn for the worse when one of the players who brought a fresh can of tennis balls along with him noticed it was a can of Pringle’s instead, soon after opening them.

Just when you thought poster boy for illiteratism Soulja Boy couldn’t possibly harvest the brain power to write and release another album, he does just that and releases another album.

A college comedian from Florida State University notorious for being usually funny (according to his peers), has taken a turn for the worse this evening after he made an unfunny election joke months after the US election had finished.

An Internet addict, Digg power user and closet virgin is now in a state of disbelief and rage after his 3 year old Digg account was banned due to suspected script usage on Monday evening.

BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA - Notorious pedophile and media scapegoat Denis Ferguson was caught yesterday by authorities after a digital camera he just purchased had over 500 pictures of 10/12 year old boys in provocative poses on the cameras 4 gigabyte SD card.

A 36 year old London man has died after it was believed he travelled back in time to give himself winning numbers to a British lottery and forgot to take care in London traffic and was hit by a double-decker bus at a busy intersection.

Kevin Rudd the geeky prime minister of Australia who doesn’t seem to quite grasp the concept of unrestricted Internet access and a high speed broadband system has pledged to take former Guantanamo Bay inmates and allow them to resettle in Australia.

An advertisement is using Barack Obama to promote its US green card lottery services to people.

You may have heard recently that an auto biographer who is releasing an unofficial autobiography on Michael Jackson has made some outlandish claims that he is dying and needs a lung transplant. But spokespeople for Michael Jackson have come out and said that Michael Jackson is fine and is preparing for a world tour. I’ll believe them for now, considering he isn’t actually dead.

But what would happen if the king of pop were to die? I have compiled ten of the most likely outcomes that would be a direct result of his death.

New URL shortening service Krunchd.com - gets tested by someone with too much time on their hands and results in pure Krunchd fail.