AUSTRALIAN Scientists have developed a new method of ‘doing absolutely nothing’ (a favourite past time of most inhabitants of Australia) – after a drunken gathering on the weekend.
The research team from Australian National University developed this new approach whilst cooking a barbecue and drinking large quantities of beer late one Saturday night. This is how this well known team of prominent Australian researchers regularly find solutions to common Australian and worldwide problems.
A hungover Australian researcher
Most people believe that others who get everyone else around them to do things for them is essentially doing nothing, but the research team proves otherwise. This new method of doing nothing reveals that those who who rely on others around them to do things for them are effectively doing something.
You’re lazy, fat and just drank a carton of beer; so you fetch little Sally to get you another 4 slices of pizza and clean the leaves out of the gutters, but that doesn’t mean you’re doing nothing.
Our test results have revealed that if you ask someone to do something for you, you are technically doing something. The results also reveal if you want to do completely nothing, don’t ask anyone else to do anything for you, and don’t do anything for someone else,” revealed head research, David Abdul.
This new discovery is set to revolutionise and strengthen the great Australian past-time of doing absolutely nothing (except when it involves beer or cars).
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Seriously, are Australians that, uh, lazy? You are Australian, right?
Seriously, are Australians that, uh, lazy? You are Australian, right?
The hardest working part of this was getting into the control group for the double blind study.
The hardest working part of this was getting into the control group for the double blind study.
haha that’s hilarious… and so true!!
i dare UPrinting to try and find an aussie who WOULDN’T want to improve their skills in ‘doing nothing’
haha that’s hilarious… and so true!!
i dare UPrinting to try and find an aussie who WOULDN’T want to improve their skills in ‘doing nothing’