One sunny day the sky was clear. There were no clouds to be seen, only perfect blue sky and the sun smiling down onto a nearly happy civilisation. Then along came Probably Sucks.

But soon after Probably Sucks arrival onto the Internet - the suns smile slowly turned into a washed up child actors frown. The once lovely & happy civilisation that his rays shun down upon was about to be hit by a force that not even the strongest hydrogen or nuclear fuelled bomb could match.

As Probably Sucks grew stronger - the tree’s started to weaken. They were not absorbing as much C02 as they used too, and people started to choke from the smog that blanketed the planet. The trees were now failing at what they were meant to do, produce oxygen.

Pushing onwards - Probably Sucks continued to spread misinformation, satire and sarcasm throughout the Internet. Cats were running up tree’s only to be killed minutes later because the tree plummeted to the ground because they were so weak. The trees could not withstand any cats weight as they were no longer capable of sustaining themselves without human intervention via CO2 injections into the trees trunk.

World leaders met in a secret underground facility known as “The Underground Room” where they discussed what could be done about Probably Sucks. All attempts to stop Probably Sucks failed, more trees were dying and more UFO like behaviour was occurring in Arizona.

“Sir, it’s spreading through StumbleUpon and Digg” - said an officer who had a terrible tremble in his voice. “Prepare the Digg army, we’ll digg this piece of shit down into the biggest negative numbers ever seen on a Digg article” - said the captain who spoke with confidence and heroism in his voice. He was confident that Probably Sucks would soon come to a horrible & insidious end.

The odds were against Probably Sucks, and all attempts to stop the spread through Digg and Stumbleupon seemed impossible. “Ahh, a Probably Sucks article has hit the Digg homepage. It’s over sir, it’s fucking over” cried the officer who was adamant that the war had already been lost against Probably Sucks.

And so, as society slowly spirals downwards, Probably Sucks is slowly becoming the very catalyst that the world will depend on when it inevitably comes to an end in what scientists are predicting to be sometime in December 2012.

Will you fight us? Or will you join us?