A recent study conducted in the Australian Outback has concluded that 94% of all people surveyed agree that Simple Plan sucks.
However it also has been revealed that 100% of all people who took part in the study have no idea who Simple Plan is, due to there not being any radio stations in the outback that play anything but Slim Dusty and other deceased Australian country music stars.
Revolutionary: Darly Summers shows us how the survey results were achieved
“It’s amazing. We knew Simple Plan were one of the crappiest bands alive, but we didn’t expect to achieve such insightful results. Mainly because we blew most of the allocated funds for the study on bottles of rum and firearms,” said Daryl Summers – Head researcher at the Nowhere Laboratory somewhere in the Australian outback.
Researchers conclude that the final results indicate that nobody likes Simple Plan and that the small majority of people who do like Simple Plan will be shot, most likely by a drunken researcher smelling of rum and waving around a rifle in the Australian outback.
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