A pickle with a face found in my Subway sandwich, fuck!

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A pickle with a face found in my Subway sandwich, fuck!

3 December 2008 92 views 9 Comments

Me and my girlfriend got some subway last night and I ordered the spicy Italian foot long with; Pickles, Swiss Cheese, Olives, Lettuce and sweet chilli sauce.

When I took the bread off my sandwich to eat some of the salami and pepperoni off it, that’s when I saw it. What did I see? A pickle with a face.

It had two eyes and a mouth. It had no nose, but when you’re a pickle - who needs a friggen nose anyway, right? I kid you not. This was in my Subway foot long sandwich.

See below for the wondrous faced pickle.

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I still have the pickle if anyone is interested in some more glamour shots of it.

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Mike (Who am I?) said:

Take a picture of your girlfriend posing with the pickle.

Mikes last blog post..Britney’s Dad Fires Bodyguard

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# 3 December 2008 at 9:23 am

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@Mike -

That’s a really good idea actually. I’ll tell her this afternoon.

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# 3 December 2008 at 9:50 am

Karen (Who am I?) said:

Yer sittin on a gold mine there Dwayne! Get that pickle on E-Bay before it grows hair (or even after, if you think it will look more like, well, anybody) and auction it off to some wealthy simpleton, then sit back and never work again. Or eat food that may potentially have faces in it.

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# 3 December 2008 at 10:22 am

Just Sayin'... (Who am I?) said:

Ya’ know what would be really cool? Have your girlfriend pose for a picture with the pickle as a pasty!

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# 3 December 2008 at 12:18 pm

Madmarkus (Who am I?) said:

That’s obviously jesus.

well no, but if you say it is you’ll garner loads of press attention and cash.

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# 4 December 2008 at 6:20 am

Dwayne (Who am I?) (author) said:

@Madmarkus -

Thanks to your suggestion - I am going to sell this bad boy on eBay and claim it may be Jesus.

Stay tuned for the eBay listing link

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# 4 December 2008 at 9:18 am

care (Who am I?) said:

Its really jesus.

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# 5 December 2008 at 3:20 pm

Chuck Lasker (Who am I?) said:

It looks like Governor Bill Richardson before he shaved his beard!

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# 6 December 2008 at 12:24 am

The Faced Pickle Sold on eBay With Bonuses | Probably Sucks said:

[...] pickle I found in my subway foot-long sub. If you don’t remember or didn’t even know, read about it here - Oh and read about listing the pickle on eBay [...]

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# 16 December 2008 at 10:13 am