You’re lonely, you’re desperate, you Google yourself 10 times a day only to have it come back zero results, you’re a nobody, but we can change that. All of your friends seem to be able to get a girlfriend easily, whilst you can’t even get an imaginary or online girlfriend (who are really 35 year old men masturbating to your display picture of Steve Jobs in a dark basement somewhere). But there’s no need to be alone anymore, after using these pickup lines you will be the pickup master of all females and get any girl you desire.*
- Screw me if I’m wrong, but have we met before?
- My love is so great that a thousand men could not keep me from stalking you
- Hi, I’m Chuck Norris
- Did you know my credit card doesn’t have a limit?
- I’m Rick James, bitch
- Did you know I’m in a band?
- You’re next on my todo list
- I’m going outside to makeout, want to come with me?
* If you’re ugly, deformed or Chad Kroeger from Nickelback, it cannot be guaranteed the above pickup lines will work for you whatsover and may even result in a restraining order placed against you, or loss of sexual function due to constant swift kicks to the testicles.
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Oh my! I can’t imagine how some of this could actually work hehe. But then again, that makes for an interesting and lasting first impression right?
You’ll immediately have something to talk about. Thanks!