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What's So Wrong About Animal Testing?

by Probably Sucks on 30. Jun, 2009 in Opinion

Shampoo, Toothpaste, Lubricant, Spray Paint, Chux Super Wipes and Engine Oil – it’s all good stuff we couldn’t live without. What if I told you all of those wonderful things were only made possible due to animal testing?

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Senator Stephen Conroy Reveals He Was Molested By The Internet

by Probably Sucks on 30. Jun, 2009 in Satire

In one of the most startling revelations, Senator Stephen Conroy (Minister for Broadband and Communications of Australia) has revealed that the reason he hates the Internet so much is because he was sexually molested by it a few years ago.

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The Joker On Michael Jacksons Life – Why so dead?

by Probably Sucks on 30. Jun, 2009 in Uncategorised Humour

The Joker a.k.a Prince of Crime a.k.a The Laughing Killer Dude With Make up a.k.a Heath Ledger reflects on Michael Jackson’s life and career, and tell us of Michael’s influence on his life.

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The Australian Fun Police Strike Again

by Probably Sucks on 30. Jun, 2009 in Opinion, Ranting

Australia is quite possibly one of the most stuck up and prudish countries in the world. We are descendants of English heritage, but even people in England people aren’t this stuck up. Australia likes to market itself as a laid back country with a vast amount of opportunities, but the only opportunity you get here [...]

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How To Beat Up A Dead Zombie Michael Jackson

by Probably Sucks on 29. Jun, 2009 in How To Guides

Now I know beating up dead people might be perceived as “cruel” or “unfair” considering they’re dead, but we’re talking about something entirely different here. It is a commonly known fact that Michael Jackson died at the age of 50 suffering a heart attack, wrong. Soon after Michael Jackson’s death he came back to life [...]

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Apple Lied To Everyone, But Nobody Cares

by Probably Sucks on 28. Jun, 2009 in Opinion, Ranting

I find it highly ironic that Apple lied to everyone (stockholders, general public) about just why Steve Jobs was taking medical leave for a year. They tried claiming it was a hormone imbalance that made Steve Jobs look like he was the walking dead and suffering from scurvy. Now it’s been revealed that he had [...]

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Lil Wayne: The Exact Opposite of Evolution

by Probably Sucks on 26. Jun, 2009 in Images & Visual Stuff

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Scientologists Claim To Be Able To Cure Michael Jackson's Death

by Probably Sucks on 26. Jun, 2009 in Satire

ORANGE COUNTY, CA – A small team of Scientology funded scientists claim to have found a cure for death and have revealed that they would be able to bring Michael Jackson back too life, as well as any other living being that is no longer living any more. In return they’re asking that each person [...]

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Some Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

by Probably Sucks on 26. Jun, 2009 in General Shiz, Music & Reviews

He might be dead, but he’ll always be the guy who has just as many jokes as Chuck Norris. Here are some Michael Jackson jokes with a sickening death twist to coincide with his sudden death at the age of 50. Feel free to share your disgust, hate, laughter and Michael Jackson jokes in the [...]

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Michael Jackson Died From A Broken Heart: Caused By You

by Probably Sucks on 26. Jun, 2009 in Music & Reviews, Ranting

Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack as reported, he really died from a broken heart. A broken heart caused by the very fans that turned their backs on him when he was accused of molesting children and his skin turned white. I bet you all feel real bad now for making him the [...]

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