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The Lonely Island Incredibad Album Review

by Probably Sucks on 13. May, 2009 in Music & Reviews

The Lonely Island dudes are responsible for the hit “Jizz In My Pants”, which is how they’re best known and their full-length album Incredibad contains this track on it as well as others which won’t live up to your expectations. You thought “Jizz In My Pants” was funny, don’t expect any of the other tracks [...]

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Eminem Relapse Album Review

by Probably Sucks on 13. May, 2009 in Music & Reviews

Let me firstly say that rap is far from the type of music I generally listen too. I have an open mind and thought I’d download Relapse Eminem’s comeback album, I used to be a fan back in the day of his earlier material and then lost interest. One obvious thing about Relapse is the [...]

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Twitter Makes Kanye West Cry

by Probably Sucks on 13. May, 2009 in Music & Reviews, Opinion

There are not many things that can make a grown man cry, unless you are Kanye West. Known for his caps lock style ranting and cyber crying, Kanye West is at it again. This time he’s crying over the fake Kanye West Twitter accounts impersonating him with a massive amount of followers, voicing his frustration [...]

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Emotronic Music Is An Abomination To Music

by Probably Sucks on 12. May, 2009 in Music & Reviews

Emotronic music a sub genre of emo the genre that depressed teenagers in makeup and black clothes cut themselves too. The lyrics usually centre around topics such as; my girlfriend broke up with me, whyyyyy!?, I hate life, even though my parents are rich and my friends are depressed, so I am too. Emotronic music [...]

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Maybe You Should Rethink Your Featured Headline

by Probably Sucks on 11. May, 2009 in Randomness

New York Daily News recently posted a news story about Dick Cheney and I think the headline says it all:

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8 Pefect Pickup Lines For Desperate Men

by Probably Sucks on 11. May, 2009 in Lists

You’re lonely, you’re desperate, you Google yourself 10 times a day only to have it come back zero results, you’re a nobody, but we can change that. All of your friends seem to be able to get a girlfriend easily, whilst you can’t even get an imaginary or online girlfriend (who are really 35 year [...]

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The Thieves In Mexico Don't Just Rob You

by Probably Sucks on 10. May, 2009 in Satire

It’s bad enough that in Mexico you can catch Swine Flu and die, but now it would seem as though the survivors in Mexico have gone crazy turning into thieves robbing you with 40 centimetre long machetes, taking all of your belongings and then forcing you to hear them sing, whilst being dressed as a [...]

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Sri Lankan Military Replaces It's Weapons With Shells

by Probably Sucks on 10. May, 2009 in Satire

In a shock move the Sri Lankan government has replaced all of it’s armed forces weapons with shells instead. It even reportedly performed a beta test on May 10th in which they apparently killed 378 of their own innocent civilians with this new shell weapon technology. “1,122 others had been injured – and more bodies [...]

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Google Beating Yahoo On Alexa

by Probably Sucks on 10. May, 2009 in Internet, Web Services

I noticed when on Google.com just before that it now has an Alexa rank of 1 when I am pretty sure that it was 2 not along ago (Yahoo.com originally was number 1). Although Alexa rank is generally not regarded as an accurate depiction of real traffic, it’s still pretty impressive because the lower you [...]

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Kanye West Is Responsible For Swine Flu

by Probably Sucks on 10. May, 2009 in Satire

Kanye “ihatewhitepeople” West the outspoken, highly illiterate hip hop artist and voice of the gutter generation is believed to be responsible for the current Swine Flu epidemic it has been revealed. After getting incredibly drunk in Mexico with his homies and drinking a forty, Kanye West reportedly had sex with a pig against it’s will, [...]

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