Archive | May, 2009
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Microsoft Bing Might Actually Be Good

Microsoft is planning to relaunch it’s failed Live search as Bing in June 2009 and first impressions from the promotional video are it looks pretty good. Naturally and without fail the Linux and Apple community is already saying that Bing will suck. But of course those kind of comments are said about every single Microsoft [...]

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Why We Should Just Blow Up North Korea Now

A small man making big threats, there’s trouble a brewing in North Korea. Often regarded by Probably Sucks as the herpes infested inbred sister of China, North Korea has never been a country to take your holiday snaps in or even travel to unless you want to be executed for some political reason. 2009 is [...]

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Media Kicking Mathhew Johns When He's Down, Again

You probably heard about the Matthew Johns sex scandal that happened in New Zealand in 2004 and how he got a pretty severe grilling over it even though it was a group sex activity up to 6 or 7 other players were involved in. Well the media is at it again, drilling Matthew Johns once [...]

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How To Beat Up Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is a vampire that plays teenage vampire characters in movies and books, most notably his only role as a vampire in the movie Twilight. Vampires are thought to be immortal creatures who can be killed by sunlight exposure, a cross or garlic. Robert Pattinson is not your average run of the mill kind [...]

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Just Let Schapelle "Drug Smuggler" Corby Rot In Her Jail Cell

Schapelle Corby the convicted Australian drug trafficker spending 20 years (15 left) in an Indonesian jail cell is once again in the news. Apparently she’s having a psychotic breakdown and is depressed, boo hoo. Maybe YOU shouldn’t have trafficked drugs into an ANTI-DRUG country in the first place you stupid bitch. Since when do we [...]

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Sol Trujillo or Mr Potato Head, Both Mexican Fools

To those who don’t know who Sol Trujillo is, a few words can sum him up for you. An egotistical and dirty Swine Flu spreading American-Mexican who was the CEO of Australia’s largest telecommunications company Telstra, before running it into the ground and leaving the country. It is believed that the character Mr. Potato Head [...]

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Public Transport Social Experiment – Busdriver Courtesy

This is the first of hopefully a few public transport social experiments I aim to undertake to get an insight into just how good and bad public transport is here in Australia, more precisely Brisbane, Queensland. I had the privilege of being on a bus where the driver was cheery, talkative and very friendly to [...]

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eBay Isn't Dead, Idiots

I’ve read a few articles suggesting that the “fun” of eBay is gone, and that other sites like Youtube, Craigslist and even MySpace are to blame for this, what a bunch of idiots. Sure to a certain extent you could say that people are using Youtube more than eBay daily, maybe because Youtube is more [...]

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Jailbreak Your iPod Touch 2G With One Click

I recently upgraded to an iPod Touch 2G and wanted to jailbreak it. I found lots of sites saying you could do it through typing commands into a command line, and although I’m pretty technologically inept, I wanted a solution where as little human error was possible. Then I found Redsn0w. Redsn0w is an executable [...]

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Steve Jobs Announces Another Bank Breaker At Macworld

Apple Is Out Of Control

I’m a PC and Apple fan. I think the PC has it’s uses just as much as any Mac based computer, but when it comes to Apple and it’s electronics, I’m not so convinced Apple love it’s customers as much as they say they do. I recently upgraded to a iPod Touch 2G and soon [...]

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