Ahh, Myspace the most popular social networking website on the Internet that absolutely sucks, quite possibly as much as George Bush and Vanilla Ice.

So here are 12 reasons why Myspace sucks.

1. Child molesters love Myspace. It is a breeding ground for child molestation, child pornography and paedophiles to concur about their child touching conquests. It is also a means for these “paedophiles” to find new victims and then molest them
2. The site is dominated by spam accounts. You think people actually want to be your friend because they think you’re funny or interesting? WRONG! they’re not actually people wanting to be your friends, they’re spammers. Sorry to disappoint you, you are still very much alone my friend(you’re not actually my friend, by the way, I was only joking)
3. The site is poorly built and operated. Most people that have tried Myspace before know that it is famous for it’s daily and hourly technical errors. Error messages like: “Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group” appear quite often. Your errors are not really forwarded. The reasons these errors occur is because Myspace is too cheap to use better servers. All that advertising revenue and they can’t build a better site? Oh, I forgot Rupert Murdoch owns Myspace, that’s why
4. User customisation, sucks. Myspace lets it’s users style up their profiles with CSS and HTML which results in thousands upon thousands of ugly profiles, some even so bad that they crash your browser or create technical problems. Your profile sucks, and nobody thinks you’re cool because you have a My Chemical Romance layout for your profile
5. Spyware breeding ground. Experts have warned you all that Myspace is a breeding ground for spyware to grow and spread. It is probably one of the most targeted websites in existence because it sucks
6. Advertisements that make your eyes vomit. Myspace in an attempt to take advantage of the mental incapability’s of the stupid users that use Myspace, like to put ugly, misplaced advertisements to generate profit of their users stupidity. I guess if you let your users make their profiles hideously ugly, why not compliment that with some ugly advertisements as well?
7. Security flaws. I have no idea at the amount of times that Myspace has been subjected to security exploitation attacks from hackers. Mostly the attacks are vulnerabilities in the Myspace website and most have been harmful, but still successful
8. An evil commodity. Myspace is owned by the ruthless media merchant Rupert Murdoch, who also runs Fox News
9. Myspace users are idiotic, depressed teeny boppers with issues. It has been proven in a study that users who use Myspace are less educationally privileged than other social networks. See the study here
10. Annoying Myspace profile songs. Profile songs that immediately play as soon as you visit somebody’s profile. Nobody cares you like the new Fifty Cent song, so why don’t you take it off your profile you retard
11. Tom is a lie. Myspace will have you believe that a friendly guy by the name of Tom created Myspace and that he also operates it and responds to technical support requests. Tom is no more than a friendly face to cover up the fact that Myspace has a shady past with selling users details, and the fact it’s owned by NewsCorp. It’s funny that most users of Myspace think Tom created Myspace, those people are morons
12. Emo central. Myspace is synonymous with the dark haired, depressed and not so happy in life teens that go under the stereotype “emo’s”. Myspace is home to many users with dark hair, cake loads of mascara and one hundred body piercings. They often complain about their life, make blog posts about how their life sucks and how they want to die. These teens are the majority of Myspace users and they are not too bright (probably from the constant loss of blood from their slit wrists)

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